Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm half japanese, hoppy-jump-kicky, and carbon based.
I am blithe, flippant, irreverent—and these three tag-words still
apply, seven years later. Though, if I had my druthers, I would add
three more to balance them. I am also chronically disorganised,
self-punishing, and melodramatic. There. Druthers! I has
OH HEY ALSO: I discovered at the doctor's office I'm 1.68m! I
thought my whole adult life that I was 1.64!
I should mention here that I'm not looking for anything but
friendship. Please do write me if you're awesome. Especially if you
like fibre and yarn! Or printmaking!
I met (and married!) this guy ----> Dazibao
!!! And it is pretty great.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Rubbing it gently between thumb and index, testing its thread count
and quality of weave. Sometimes I find it locked outside, cheeks
pinked from the cold, looking kind of hungry and accusatory. I'm
full of WTF and I knit an awful lot. I used to look forward to
functioning well on a daily basis but then I actually started to do
so and let me tell you, it is so much better than I ever
Also, honestly? Thinking about jams and nut butters all the time. I
am really, really, boring. I probably should consider moonlighting
as a squirrel.
Around about five years ago I figured out how to start using my
middle gears, and that was sort of magical. Maybe when I'm in my
fifties I'll discover I'm rubbish at driving stick and I dropped my
transmission back somewhere in my thirties and never realised it,
but at the moment I'm surprisingly balanced.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
, prose writing, the
future conditional (both real and unreal) and the pluperfect,
hopping, and knitting
and dyeing yarn. I am
exceptional at snacks, and flopping. Oh, and plathin' it up. I can
also cook, so that's all right then.
I make a lot of stupid faces. I don't mean to, but I do it when I'm
talking. I make them, my face is exaggeratedly animated, and so I
guess that is also something else I am good at.
I used to be pretty great at naps but I lost that talent, I think
when I started exercising more. I am super great at mashing
together all the languages I know and sort-of know. I really love
the dutch diminutives -tje and -ke. I blame living in Belgium for
years and years.
ARE YOU LISTENING, BELGIUM?! I BLAME YOU!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I seem to function by accident.
Other than that, I don't know anymore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I rarely discuss books or music with people, I don't know why. It
is strangely personal. Not first date discussion material! So now
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Never? Never is a pretty big abstract. I could do without it.
I suppose julipitydoodah
would be a good start.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Robots. Books. Cookies. Robot cookie books. Cookie book robots.
Magic and Science. Concatenation
I wrote the above seven years ago and it still applies. As time has
progressed however, I've added a few things to the list. I would
really like, honestly, to spend less time thinking. But that will
I spend a lot of time talking to other people in my head. Mostly,
we quote passages from books at each other. It makes me very tired.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopping. Possibly reading with a high chance of goofing off.
Knitting. A colourful range of precision crafted actions? Running
thin sheets of metal through presses applying thousands of pounds
of pressure? I don't know- penguins
. (Certainly, I'm haunted by
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am emetophobic. I go catatonic at the sight and/or sound of
someone else vomiting. This is what kept me from going to
I'm crooked-faced, heavy-hipped, prone to melancholy and full of
dark humour. What else? I am disturbingly earnest.
I'm bewilderingly boring!
I am an ompy stompy tiny grammar-nazi robot, and you can find me on
And I just realised a whole bunch of my friends that I met through
OKc have me in their profile photos with them, which is delightful
and also slightly appalling.
(Tu ne dois pas l'oublier. Tu deviens responsable pour toujours de
ce que tu as apprivoisé.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think Bamse sounds and acts like a creepy drunk uncle.
-You'd like to talk to me
-can teach me how to take my head out of the oven
-want to exchange information about printmaking
-you love me with mouth
-really want to hang out with me
-want to push me to see if I'll really block you
-want to discuss snacks
-are a penguin cilantro-apocalypse violin
-if you fall gently as a tree falls, not even making a sound,
because of the sand.
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