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eternalbookworm

28 F Macon, GA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm currently accepting applications for distractions from my crazy life. Job description includes but is not limited to: listening to me ramble about literature, music, or movies; staying up all night with me playing cards or watching random television shows; attending restaurants with me; embarking on any number of spontaneous adventures that might include (but are not limited to) off the cuff road trips; playing lively games of roll in the hay (wink wink); and watching tons and tons of gangster movies.

Accepting resumes but only if they are typed in Comic Sans. Thank you for your interest and we are sure you will be a great part of the Distraction team.

I have a baby, so it'd be great if you don't hate kids.

I have an unhealthy obsession with The Simpsons.

If you know what Hellblazer is and why Keanu Reeves ruined my life, we are probably soulmates.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going back to school to finish up a Bachelor's degree in Creative Writing. I want to be a middle school English teacher. I'm currently working as a server which I actually enjoy most of the time and I spend most of my off time with my family or my best friends.
I’m really good at
Writing, smiling, shimmying, being a bad dancer, kissing, taking shots, reading, being a good friend
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor, because it's really out there sometimes.

My eyes or my breasts, physically. Ok, realistically, my breasts.

The fact that I am extremely polite. This is funny because I'm really blunt after you know me a couple of weeks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A)East of Eden, Fight Club, The Virgin Suicides, Lolita, I Know This Much is True(really anything by Wally Lamb), The Count of Monte Cristo , The Shining, Catch 22, The Sun Also Rises, Where I'm Calling From, Beloved, Witches of Eastwick, Wuthering Heights, Blonde, We Need to Talk About Kevin, Everything is Illuminated

B)Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, East of Eden, The Way We Were, Streetcar Named Desire, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Goodfellas, A Clockwork Orange, Catch 22, Beloved, Snatch, Casino, The Princess Bride, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Secretary, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Chicago, Ratatouille, Rockadoodle, The Shining, The Exorcist, Halloween, The Shawshank Redemption, The Last Waltz

C) Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, American Horror Story, Six Feet Under, Quantum Leap, King of the Hill, American Dad, Rescue Me

D) Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Billy Idol, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Muse, Rob Zombie, Lucinda Williams, Norah Jones, Lily Allen, Fiona Apple, Adele, The White Stripes, The Strokes, R.E.M, Etta James, Frank Sinatra, Lucinda Williams, Bruce Springsteen, Randy Newman, The Beatles, Tom Petty, Harry Nilsson, The Band

E)Indian, chinese, japanese, southern, etc, etc...I'll try anything once and I love experimenting with food.
The six things I could never do without
My best friends
Sex (with myself or others)
Something to write with and write on
Sam my sweet baby boy
books
my siblings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
EVERYTHING. I'm too much of a thinker, sometimes. I need to be more of a doer!

**how to invent a time machine to get back to 11/25/1976 and have unprotected sex with Rick Danko, Robbie Robertson, and/or Levon Helm at the Last Waltz concert so I could have the baddest kid alive.
On a typical Friday night I am
working
spending time with Sammy
going out?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a virgin until my 21st birthday.

I am a single mother.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're interested! I love meeting new people! I love men and women and for me, it's all about attitude. I like confidence and charisma...if you've got that, you've got everything.