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ethan88-o-matic

26 M Glassboro, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, my name is Ethan. I am a nerdy guy looking for a nerdy girl. I am a college student trying to get his degree in theater arts.

I am a huge movie nerd, well huge all around nerd, but movies are my specialty. I love just cuddling up on the couch and watching a movie. I also enjoy long aimless drives, video games, and going on spur of the moment journeys into the unknown.

My heroes are Rob Paulson, Phil Lamar, and John DiMagio. If you know who they are, that will earn you huge brownie points.

If any of this interests you let me know. Also, instead of giving me four or five stars, just message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am going to school to get a degree in theater arts. Ultimately I want to be a voice actor for like cartoons and stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random nerd knowledge, or just useless knowledge in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The bald head. Just so you know it isn't shaved. I have a genetic disorder that keeps me from growing any hair on my body. Its not contagious and it doesn't affect anything else. Keeps my skin as smooth as baby Jesus's bottom though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a wide taste in movies that includes Star Wars, Sin City, anything by Tarantino, Princess Mononoke, What Dreams May Come, Pineapple Express, the Toy Story trilogy, The Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fanboys, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, and The Nines

Favorite shows includes Doctor Who, Psych, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, Eureka, Scrubs, South Park, Buffy, Hey Arnold, Phineas and Ferb, Archer, Arrow, Whitest kids u Know, Babylon 5, Farscape, Warehouse 13, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Parks and Rec, How I Met Your Mother, and The Venture Bros.

Favorite books include Lord if the Rings, Hitchhikers Guide series, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and the Harry Potter series

My music taste is also wide. I like anything from Gorillaz to Jack Johnson, Abney Park, to Deth Klok, Tenacious D to Mozart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends
2. My family
3. Caffeine
4. Movies
5. Laughter
6. Um... I don't know, oxygen?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things to write here. A recurring thing I think about is I imagine how conversations will go, and by doing this I convince myself not to have them. It's a terrible habit I am trying to break myself of.

Lighter stuff I think about is what I would do if I had a time machine, where ideas for different foods came from, and how well different fictional characters would get along.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the computer, watching tv, or hanging at a friends house. I don't really have a routine.

Though lately I am at rehearsal for the play I am in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once drove from Clementon to Glassboro naked, with my clothes hanging out the windows of the car to dry, at 3 in the morning.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a nerdy girl and the names Son Goku, Jack Harkness, Neville Longbottom, or Dick Grayson mean anything to you.

You enjoy being shown awesome movies and TV shows.

The coin you flipped landed on heads.

If I interest you.

Just do it, don't be shy. I believe in you.