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24 Bloomington, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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die slow
I’m really good at
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imagining my life as a never-ending circuit of petty, personal crises
The first things people usually notice about me
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i look like another typical, boring white kid with no fashion sense
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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reading the wise man's fear right now, because sometimes you just read fantasy. also, sometimes reading anymore philosophy is going to leave you crippled and out of your mind with sadness; in which case you watch the sound of music because julie andrews in 1965 is going to sing your sick heart down from every ledge and possibly restore your faith in the power of drapes as dresses. if this doesn't work for you, then you're just going to have to watch my so-called life under the pretense of avoiding despair via the franco factor from that other late '90s teen cometrauma. if you're still a wreck and you're absolutely not going to read patrick rothfuss or george r.r. martin (understandable), you hate musical medleys and christopher plummer, and claire danes is somehow just not enough; then you're going to have to just make some fucking people soup (1969 - don't worry it's a movie, not a thing) and consult alan arkin circa 1975/always. he married his psychotherapist so he might know what to do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking from a ceramic bowl of tears, possibly my own
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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if i had to choose between star wars and having to eat animals, i would probably first go "hey, this is a fucked up choice you are forcing me to make, universe!" and then second choose death before dishonor and crash my x-wing into the nearest police station
You should message me if
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you love/hate intellectualizing pop culture; the terrible grace and beauty of molly ringwald and/or ryan gosling has caused you to cry out in desperation and fear; you've been alone enough to be comfortable with it and, in the words of bell hooks, not use others as an escape.