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ethanarchy

26 Melbourne, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Medicine
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lactose.

That is definitively not the worst joke I know.

Fan of music, movies and books. Travelled a bit. Two pet ferrets. Work in the CBD. Don't mind the commute because it gives me extra time to do the three things that started this paragraph.

If you're up for a laugh and a fun night out, I'm your guy. I like speaking to people from all walks of life and think open-mindedness is the only way to really enjoy the world.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working. Renovating my house (currently: painting). Walking my pets. Watching lots of comedy. Tending my shrine to the late Rik Mayall.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games. Grammar and punctuation. Typing with my thumbs. Making people laugh. Making my date look good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short. OTL
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In TV, lots of British comedy and dramas.
In movies, any genre can be great if it's done well. See: Synecdoche, New York.

When it comes to food, I love a good steak done medium-rare and an overtly sweet dessert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i. My ferrets
ii. My family and friends
iii. iPhone
iv. Internet connection
v. Playstation 3
vi. Roman numerals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to work new jokes into the repertoire. Current events. The subject of whatever non-fiction book I've most recently read.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe out for a drink with co-workers.
The Playstation 3 is often involved.
You should message me if
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you'd like to know more. Or if you noticed a spelling, grammatical or punctuation mistake. I'll be mortified, but grateful.