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ethanarchy

26 Melbourne, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Medicine
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love.
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Every time I hear drums.

And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

•••

If it's weird, I'm interested.

If you're weird, I'm even more interested.

Weird shit. The unusual. The perverse. The sickening. The frustrating. The nauseating. The grotesque and erotic, the sadomasochistic, the dark, the morbid, the festering underbelly of true sexual perversion.

Also I have pet ferrets.

•••

You don't have to be anything like me, and I don't have to be anything like you, for me to find you really interesting.