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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
Because they lactose.
That is definitively not the worst joke I know.
Fan of music, movies and books. Travelled a bit. Two pet ferrets.
Work in the CBD. Don't mind the commute because it gives me extra
time to do the three things that started this paragraph.
If you're up for a laugh and a fun night out, I'm your guy. I like
speaking to people from all walks of life and think open-mindedness
is the only way to really enjoy the world.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Renovating my house (currently: painting). Walking my
pets. Watching lots of comedy. Tending my shrine to the late Rik
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games. Grammar and punctuation. Typing with my thumbs. Making
people laugh. Making my date look good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In TV, lots of British comedy and dramas.
In movies, any genre can be great if it's done well. See:
Synecdoche, New York.
When it comes to food, I love a good steak done medium-rare and an
overtly sweet dessert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i. My ferrets
ii. My family and friends
iv. Internet connection
v. Playstation 3
vi. Roman numerals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to work new jokes into the repertoire. Current events. The
subject of whatever non-fiction book I've most recently read.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe out for a drink with co-workers.
The Playstation 3 is often involved.
You should message me if
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you'd like to know more. Or if you noticed a spelling, grammatical
or punctuation mistake. I'll be mortified, but grateful.
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