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ethanpatricks

25 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 2:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Status
Single
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Ethan
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am looking for financial aid to go back to school. Meanwhile, I'm working that typical 9-5.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, glasses, broad shoulders
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: China, IL, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty

Food: carts. I love practically anything. No / very limited amounts of red meat though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food, good people, fun activities, anal sex, Netflix and that thing makes me to keep exploring and trying new things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trees, mountains, sex, architecture, green, where to bike to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The ax is just a prop. I don't actually cut down trees; that would be insensitive to the trees' feelings and frankly pretty rude.

And, it's not private, but I have a fetlife account. I'll give you my name / url if you message me and ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're curious about me. I'm a little less direct in person, and I cuddle like a big ol' teddy bear.

I do bite, though ;)