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ethanpatricks

24 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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My hair and beard are quite a bit shorter than they were previously. I don't have a current pic, but it looks similar to my corn cob pipe pic, except less douchey.
What I’m doing with my life
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Feel free to ask me, if you're interested. However, I'll list some things that have changed recently.

I no longer smoke cigarettes, drink coffee or imbibe any alcohol except wine. These are all for health reasons. I rarely get drunk anymore, so I probably won't join you at the bar, except for the company and food.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard, glasses, broad shoulders
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Archer, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls

Music: Autonomics, Bevelers, Cambrian Explosion, Mufassa, Noble Firs, Social Studies

Food: carts. And veggies. lots of veggies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trees, mountains, sex, architecture, green, where to bike to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anything
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The ax is just a prop. I don't actually cut down trees; that would be insensitive to the trees' feelings and frankly pretty rude.

And, it's not private, but I have a fetlife account. I'll give you my name / url if you message me and ask.
You should message me if
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You like anal sex. Or if you want to try.

Oh, and if you like tea. :)

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