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ethanpatricks

25 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My former roommate and I have an agreement that I will be growing out my beard for an entire year. If they bothers you, fuck off.

If it turns you on, message me. Now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am looking for financial aid to go back to school. Meanwhile, I'm working that typical 9-5.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, glasses, broad shoulders
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Archer, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls

Music: New favorite band: The Bevelers

Other noteworthy music: Autonomics, Cambrian Explosion, Mufassa, Noble Firs, Social Studies

Food: carts. I love practically anything. No / very limited amounts of red meat though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trees, mountains, sex, architecture, green, where to bike to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The ax is just a prop. I don't actually cut down trees; that would be insensitive to the trees' feelings and frankly pretty rude.

And, it's not private, but I have a fetlife account. I'll give you my name / url if you message me and ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like the idea of hiking around, with a small group of people, completely naked.

Oh, and if you like tea. :)