In the last year or so, I have come to realize that my sexuality is
way more flexible than I thought it was, and that it is more honest
to describe myself here as bi (probably closer to pan, though,
because gender binary is stupid made up garbage) than as straight.
That said, this is a newly discovered aspect of my life, so I have
never been in a romantic or sexual relationship with anyone that
wasn't cis female. I am, generally, attracted to folks in the
androgynous-to-femme range of the gender presentation
I think porn is not given sufficient credit for its potential as an
art form (Crash Pad series is AMAZING, Jiz Lee is a demigod at the
very least, and I want to hug Buck Angel). I usually play video
games on easy, given the option, though I am almost always capable
of doing just fine on higher difficulties. Sometimes I pretend to
have read things that I haven't. I like sex and think I am fairly
good at it, particularly with my hands. I have moderate to severe
generalized anxiety disorder, for which I take Paxil every day
(when I don't forget) and Xanax for panic attacks (when I
I'm married, but don't worry, she knows what I'm up to and is
I've also only had sex with one person. That is more the sort of
thing you expect to see in this section, right?
OH OH! I have THE. TINIEST. BUTT. If we really hit it off, maybe
I'll show it to you. Or if you are picketing Planned Parenthood and
I drive by and give you a pressed ham. But it's so small, it'd be
more like a pressed spam.