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29 Portland, OR Man


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  • Ages 21–35
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
A little extra
Strictly anything
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Oh, I graduated college. I should update this dusty old page.

Kind of shy, anxious, nice enough, and I have a number of tastes I can't really afford, like single malt scotch, expensive beer, video games, collecting books and other things for which it would be great to have disposable income. I feel very strongly that capitalism, racism, patriarchy, the Founding Fathers, and colonialism are five of the worst things to have ever existed, but Marmite is sixth or seventh.

I have a tumbl thing:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So much, so little. Somewhere in between. Looking for a job, so if you have a hookup in the non-profit sector, let me know!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Videogames, I guess? I like writing genre fiction, and I think I'm pretty good at it, but I have mostly had biased critics. Would you like to be a non-biased critic? Send me a message, I'll send you some writing. I'm pretty good at baking, I think. And charcoal drawing, though it's so messy i don't do it much. Photography, I think. I'm NOT good at saying I'm good at things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Maybe my shirt? Or my beard? I'm beardy. They notice pretty quickly that I don't talk much, at least not until I get to know someone very well. Or I have a few drinks in me, then I'm a proper chatterbox.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mervyn Peake is my favorite author. He wrote the Gormenghast trilogy. I also quite enjoy China Mieville, Iain Banks, William Gibson and Alan Moore. I'm also enjoying George RR Martins fantasy series. Oh, and I love Alice In Wonderland. I have a copy of it illustrated by Mervyn Peake, which is one of my prized possessions. Oh, and also Lovecraft. This year I have been making a conscious effort to read more books by people of color, women, and queer people, and it has seriously improved my life. New favorites I have discovered so far: A.M. Homes, Margaret Atwood, Saladin Ahmed, Caitlin Kiernan, Ursula K. LeGuin, Junot Diaz, Junji Ito, Hagio Moto. I have also been reading more comics lately, and really like Matt Fraction and Joe Hill.

I enjoy movies, though I don't generally like going to the theatre. I really like Citizen Kane, but I hate Casablanca. I like Hitchcock movies, Kubrick movies, Cronenberg movies, Guillermo Del Toro movies, and older John Carpenter movies. I like horror movies (YellowBrickRoad, Let The Right One In, Lake Mungo, The Innkeepers and Pontypool are a few of my recent favorites), scifi movies (District 9, Alien/s/3 and Moon are some of my favorites), thrillers (Vertigo, The Machinist, First Snow), and lots of others. I generally don't much go for comedies, with a few exceptions (Dr. Strangelove, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz). Based on box office numbers, it is statistically probable that I like the Marvel movies.

On television, though, I do often like comedy. I think comedy works best with strong characters, and I think television shows can give characters enough time to grow in more interesting ways than movies. I love Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, The Daily Show, Trailer Park Boys, and Futurama (possibly my favorite tv show.) I also like shows like Fringe, A Game of Thrones, Eureka, Torchwood, BSG, Lost, most of The X-Files, The Wire, Dexter, and Carnivale (another contender for favorite show ever). I don't watch broadcast television, though, I got spoiled by Netflix and now I can't handle commercials.

I hate music. (I don't hate music)

I enjoy food. Most kinds of food. Not a huge Thai food fan, but I could be convinced. I am a sucker for weird candy and soda, so I have to try every freaky variant on Mt. Dew, despite never enjoying any of them, even regular MT. Dew. I like Viso energy drinks when I want to get my jitter on.

I also love video games. I think they are the most exciting new storytelling medium around, and storytelling is my favorite thing that people do. To list a few: Mass Effect Trilogy (it ended fine, I think), The Elder Scrolls, Deus Ex, Marathon, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Katamari Damacy, Chrono Trigger/Cross, Portal/2, Bordelands/2, Psychonauts, Minecraft, Burnout, Civilization, Persona, Silent Hill, Bioshock/2/∞, Pathologic, Saints Row 2/3/4. Played Warcraft for a few years, and was pretty good at it, but I don't right now. I kind of hate gamer culture though, because it is so dominated by misogynist, racist, entitled pissbabies. It's been that way for a while, and gamergate really brought the worst of it out into the light. On the other hand, there are some FANTASTIC women/poc/trans game developers and critics that are fighting incredibly hard to make gaming into a better, more inclusive culture, so that does give me hope.

Board games are also a lot of fun! My favorite is Cosmic Encounter, but there are a lot of other good ones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brain, my skin, my heart, my blood, my liver and sarcasm.

But I am fairly attached to my laptop, my cats (2) my books, a pen, a notebook, and a city in which to live.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories, architecture, weather, books, anxieties about money and school and health, the things that make the world a terrible place, the things that make the world a wonderful place, parallel universes, dreams, science, and animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically, at home, playing video games or reading or watching something. On some Friday nights I will go out drinking with friends, or playing boardgames with friends, or just hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In the last year or so, I have come to realize that my sexuality is way more flexible than I thought it was, and that it is more honest to describe myself here as bi (probably closer to pan, though, because gender binary is stupid made up garbage) than as straight. That said, this is a newly discovered aspect of my life, so I have never been in a romantic or sexual relationship with anyone that wasn't cis female. I am, generally, attracted to folks in the androgynous-to-femme range of the gender presentation spectrum

I think porn is not given sufficient credit for its potential as an art form (Crash Pad series is AMAZING). I usually play video games on easy, given the option, though I am almost always capable of doing just fine on higher difficulties. Sometimes I pretend to have read things that I haven't. I like sex and think I am fairly good at it, particularly with my hands. I have moderate to severe generalized anxiety disorder, for which I take Paxil every day (when I don't forget) and Xanax for panic attacks (when I do).

OH! I'm also married. I just noticed I didn't mention that here. Happily married. She's on here somewhere to. We're monogamish? Poly? Open? Something like that, I suck at terminology.
You should message me if
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You think I sound likable, interesting, or practical enough to get to know me better.
You think it's weird and sort of gross that "A-List members can search by attractiveness and body type."
You want a nuanced explanation of why I said I hate music when that is an obviously ridiculous thing to say.
You think the founding fathers were genocidal slavers, and their names should be chiseled off of the monuments and forgotten.
You're cute! (that's something for you to decide, not me)
You have tips for capturing a stray cat that needs to be neutered.
You want to offer me a well-paying job that will help make the world a better place!
You want to hear my idea for a nonprofit organization that will help make the world a better place and/or you know how to make that happen and want to help.
You want to buy me things, or pay for me to get a cool tattoo.