I'm very close with my family, my cousins are more like brothers and sisters. Most live around here and we hang out a lot. I love being an uncle and godfather and will have a little niece any minute now (guess I need to buy a shotgun to scare future gentlemen callers).
I have a sick sense of humor and love to make people laugh. I really, really, wanted to make this profile like I was some psycho, Silence of the Lambs guy (see below). I wanted to list my likes as basements, locks, and people's skin that matches my own, but then I thought I would get reported to some list and be on it for the rest of my life.
I have little experience with outdoors type stuff (raised by single Mom) but really want to get into it. Hiking, rock climbing, rafting. Just need the right guide, maybe join Team Green from lighting 100.
I have a good job, not creepy/stalky, don't play video games online with kids in different states, and just looking to meet new people.