etjaynes
28 Seattle, WA
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My self-summary
I have a great set of cast iron skillets.
I’m really good at
Roasting chickens, scrambling eggs, impromptu Gilbert & Sullivan concerts. Occasionally I win sword fights. I ran a small stock market in high school.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm blunt. Don't take it personally. Better yet, throw it back at me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My daily playlist rotates between something like Rihanna, Mahler, and Robert Shaw. Plus a healthy dose of trance for good measure. Helps me focus.

I will never pass up an opportunity to order "the porterhouse for two, for one."
The six things I could never do without
Decent headphones, an olympic bar, paper, dairy, garden variety high brow shit, and spicy rye.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Efficient representations of probability distributions. Lightweight parallelism. The bass part of Biebl's Ave Maria. QCD.
On a typical Friday night I am
Debating somebody about something or drinking a flight of whiskey or both simultaneously.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Does my dog judge me for all the bizarre stuff I tell her when I'm bored?
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