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eucalyptusbreeze

22 F Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Profile is being rewritten right now, bear with me while things are pretty blank.

"My people" tend to have in common with me: an affinity and affection for verbal expression (even/especially in bed), a science-y way of thinking, a strong interest in ethics, and an intuitive respect for the needs and feelings of others.

I'm totes in an open/poly relationship right now; my main squeeze is on here as Patrizio- and we're pretty gosh-darned into each other. Open to being romantic with more hyoomans. Also open to meeting kinksters/cuddlers/conversationalists that fill niches in my life that are currently unoccupied.

Note: pansexual, not bisexual. If you don't get why this matters, this note is not for you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning how to be kinder to my fellow humans through constant re-evaluation of my own biases.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cuddles
Asian grocery stores: dude, you can get a pound of oyster mushrooms for four bucks!
The pleasure-box that is the internet
My snuggly wuggly baby cat. Because HOOZE DA BAY-BEE?!?!
Taking pleasure in saying the word "butts". Also the word "bees".
The procrastination skills I have been cultivating my entire life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Some kind of perfect order. Perfect morality, perfection in numbers, something totally true and woven into the very fabric of the universe.

Miracles in the everyday: water and movement in three-dimensional-space and life and showers and more. I have a lot of moments of sudden and brilliant appreciation and wonder.

4real, why are there no mongolian bbq restaurants in SF or the East Bay?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd describe myself as a manic-pixie-dream-tarantula. I'm quirky, I'm adventurous, and I flick urticating hairs off of my abdomen when I'm anxious.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You usually write in complete sentences, with capitalization and all. You know what a vulva is. You are kinky and not looking for a monogamous relationship. Or you are rad people and are looking for friends.

I like strange and lovely men. I tend to like women with some butch to them. Non-binary people are fine, too. And by "fine" I mean, like, "damn u r fine."

Also: I may not write back if I'm not interested. Or hella busy. Please don't be insulted, I'm just absurdly picky and I never mastered the art of polite rejection notes.