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22 F Davis, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I do science and read a lot of critical theory. I study too hard. I make some pretty good brussels sprouts so if you don't think you're into that maybe I can give you a new lease on life. For fun I usually drive down to the bay; Davis board game parties are nice too, but they are a different, mousier animal. I am wearing a slinky as a bracelet right now.

I'm totes in an open/poly relationship right now; my main squeeze is on here as Patrizio- and we're pretty gosh-darned into each other. I'm also seeing the lovely MachinaSapiens. I am not actively seeking more partners right now but I'm always open to overwhelmingly awesome people. Also kinksters/cuddlers/conversationalists that fill niches in my life that are currently unoccupied.

Note: pansexual, not bisexual. If you don't get why this matters, this note is not for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Attending UC Davis. I'm working really goddamn hard because I accidentally became a super-ambitious person.

Trying to impress hypothetical future grad schools, which makes me feel like a preteen girl in a Wonderbra; look at all my assets! Look at them! They have not been exaggerated at all!
I’m really good at
Learning how to be kinder to my fellow humans through constant re-evaluation of my own biases.
The six things I could never do without
Asian grocery stores: dude, you can get a pound of oyster mushrooms for four bucks!
The pleasure-box that is the internet
My snuggly wuggly baby cat. Because HOOZE DA BAY-BEE?!?!
Taking pleasure in saying the word "butts". Also the word "bees".
The procrastination skills I have been cultivating my entire life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Some kind of perfect order. Perfect morality, perfection in numbers, something totally true and woven into the very fabric of the universe.

Miracles in the everyday: water and movement in three-dimentional-space and life and showers and more. I have a lot of moments of sudden and brilliant appreciation and wonder.

Why doesn't Davis have a goddamn Mongolian BBQ? This shit is a travesty, I should open one myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd describe myself as a manic-pixie-dream-tarantula. I'm quirky, I'm adventurous, and I flick urticating hairs off of my abdomen when I'm anxious.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You usually write in complete sentences, with capitalization and all. You know what a vulva is. You are kinky and not looking for a monogamous relationship. Or you are rad people and are looking for friends.

I like strange and lovely men. I tend to like women with some butch to them. Non-binary people are fine, too.

Also: I may not write back if I'm not interested. Please don't be insulted, I'm just absurdly picky and I never mastered the art of polite rejection notes. The fact that I am both poly and an ambitious student means that I don't have a ton of free time. Just FYI.