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evanmcguire

26 M Long Island City, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 5, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love music and movies and novels.

I love New York.

I think the universe gives you what you put into it, being nice is easier than being a dick and hard work pays off.

I took myself way too seriously when I was 13.

I want to have adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the bright side. And making fun of people. But not to their faces, that would be rude.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh. If I hear something that really gets me you'll know, from several blocks away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stephen King, J.K. Rowling (obviously) Chuck Palahniuk, Dean Koontz, George R. R. Martin, Michael Crichton, and of course my man R. L. Stine.

I watch a lot of TV and movies, if you've seen it, chances are I have too. The Departed is the best Scorcese flick, Letters from Iwo Jima inspired me to be a filmmaker, and I cry a little bit at the end of the movie Click. Don't judge me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to take notes on.
My friends.
My camera.
The internet.
An abacus because I don't know if I can count to six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
magnetic strips. how the f do they work. who came up with the spelling of rhythm? the world, it's goddamned mind blowing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking pictures at a club/concert/friends apartment and generally being intrusive. Occasionally there is relaxing at night. But Sundays can be for relaxing. Relaxing and pajama pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Did you not read that said I cry at the end of "Click"? That's embarrassing. You need more than that? Fine. I sometimes binge read advice columns. Keep that on the DL though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know how to laugh at yourself. If you still really want a piece of the Aggro Crag. If you like challenging the way people think. If you can make fun of yourself, but more importantly, if you can make fun of me.