Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I will try to make you laugh a lot, and if I fail miserably then
that will make ME laugh a lot. So this whole thing is really a
win-win for me.
We should see some live music together sometime, because that's
pretty much the best thing ever. But we should probably just start
with drinks, because a really good beer/wine and a lively
conversation about that crazy thing that happened today are also
the best things ever. There are a lot of best things ever in life,
but that's what makes it so fun.
I keep myself busy making music and art and writing, and that makes
me happy. But I also like meeting new people, and this site helps
me potentially meet people I never would have otherwise, so that's
a good thing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Marketing/creating editorial content by day.
Music/art/writing/adventures by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making fun of commercials, getting street cleaning parking tickets
and knowing what song is on a radio station by listening to three
notes while skipping through presets.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I've forgotten their name already.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mostly non-fiction, stuff about science and astronomy and
other things that make you say "nerd alert."
Movies: I gravitate towards movies that make me laugh and/or make
me think, but I also enjoy a completely gratuitous explosion.
Music: There's good and bad music in every genre. I listen to a lot
of alt/indie rock, but also '50s doo-wop and orchestral scores and
bluegrass and thrash metal and big band and so in that
TV: Please don't remind me that Breaking Bad is over forever
because I'm still hurting and that one song reminds me of all the
amazing times we had together way back when.
Food: Barbecue, Mexican, sandwiches/things that give you every part
of your meal in a single bite, and also lots of other edible
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An organization called the New Economics Foundation once worked
with scientists around the world to compile a list of
evidence-based actions to improve well-being. They came up with
five basic principles for human happiness: Connect, Be Active, Take
Notice, Keep Learning, and Give. For me personally I'd add one
more: Create. That conveniently adds up to six things I couldn't do
without, backed by science and said without even a hint of
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the best job ever is probably being the product tester for a
pinball machine manufacturer.
Also, what if Wu-Tang Clan actually is something to fuck
with, and we've been wrong all along?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a friend's house. Or at home recording music. Or at a random
bar. Or at a concert. Or mugging sweet old ladies for petty cash
(the sweeter/pettier the better). That last one was just to see if
you're still paying attention.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I swear Michael Jackson says "Keep on with the French toast, don't
stop 'til you get enough," and I don't want to know what he really
says because it couldn't possibly be better than that.
You should message me if
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