I am more likely to get philosophical than rowdy after a couple drinks. I like hand-crafted guitars and craft brews (though I can thoroughly enjoy a shitty beer in the right setting). I listen to classical music when I do the dishes. I'm not a "bro" type despite what my profile name may imply. I draw comics that involve dinosaurs and bad puns. I have a tendency to crack inappropriate jokes at even more inappropriate times. Sometimes I daydream about astrophotography. I think it's ludicrous that LA tried to ban frisbees from the beach during summertime, as that was half the reason I moved to this city. I'm a Philly sports fan.

Now you know just about everything there is to know about me.

I work in the marketing department of a home media company by day. I partake in various creative projects by night. There's general mayhem and mischief in between if all is going well.

Making fun of TV commercials and getting street cleaning parking tickets.

I have a dry sense of humor and try to make everything I do, whether it's socializing or going to the DMV, a little bit more fun.

I read a lot of books about the universe and string theory and the human brain--things I like to pretend I understand, in other words. If you think that's nerdy, you're probably right, but that stuff is legitimately mind-blowing if you give it a chance.

I'm not totally sure what my taste in movies means about me. A few favorites are Almost Famous, Eternal Sunshine, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Wayne's World, Airplane, Children of Men, Memento, and This Is Spinal Tap.

You know how sometimes you ask someone what kind of music they listen to and they say "everything," and you're like "that's annoying, at least give me one or two specific bands so I can begin to narrow down the innumerable musical styles to get some modicum of an idea of what you prefer?" I'm with you on that. Anyway, I listen to a little bit of everything.

I don't have cable but I have a minor obsession with Breaking Bad. I also like Louie and The Daily Show, and if I want some real excitement I go to a friend's house to watch C-SPAN for four straight hours.

I have a weakness for barbecue, I eat a lot of sandwiches and burritos, and I sometimes wish I had the wherewithal to become a vegetarian.

An organization called the New Economics Foundation once worked with scientists around the world to compile a list of evidence-based actions to improve well-being. They came up with five basic principles for human happiness: Connect, Be Active, Take Notice, Keep Learning, and Give. It's simple and true, but for me personally I'd add one more: Create. That conveniently adds up to six things I couldn't do without.

How the best job ever is probably being the product tester for a pinball machine manufacturer.

Also, what if Wu-Tang Clan actually is something to fuck with, and we've been wrong all along?

Either wanting to kick back with a good beer to watch a Futurama marathon on Netflix, or wanting to go out to a dive bar or friend's house and have something really random or stupid happen.

Sometimes when I'm in my car alone, I burst out laughing for no apparent reason to the outside observer.

Any or none of the following applies:
1) You have never seen "Lost" and would like to watch it with me.
2) You're appalled by the fact that I've never seen "Lost" and would like to remedy the situation by watching it with me.
3) You know what I'm talking about when I say I like "Bunny Suicides."
4) You prefer Bubblicious over Bubble Yum.

I'm really just interested in finding someone that I feel completely comfortable being my weird self around. There's a lot to do in this city, and it's more fun with another person around.