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Hauling-Oats

38 M Torrance, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love breakfast. Its by far my favorite meal of the day.

I get headaches if I don't have coffee every day.

Since there isn't a journal feature anymore, I'll list my observation about OKC in this section from now on.

I've noticed two things lately.

1) All of my high matches live in Boulder. I don't really want to go to Boulder in order to go on a date.

2) I've also noticed that every girl in Boulder has at least one photo of them surrounded by smiling African children. It makes me wonder if there is a photo booth in boulder that has a backdrop depicting being in an African village. Don't get me wrong, smiling children from anywhere are delightful, I suppose, but the sheer amount number can't be a coincidence. Check it out if you don't believe me.

I'm opinionated, but I'm not an ass about it. I'll always take into account your point of views on things if you'll afford me the same courtesy.

I don't care if you live with your folks, have a car, or a job as long as you can carry your own weight in our interactions and realistically have enough free time to hang out and get to know each other. I don't want to get emotionally invested in someone I see once every two months.

I am pragmatic, open to suggestion, and witty
What I’m doing with my life
While I do feel that I lead a fun life, complete with moments of joy and situations where I actively help people on a regular basis,
Im not saving the world one disenfranchised child at a time. Im not training for some sort of marathon. Im not discovering the connections between all of us and some sort of contrived unifying force. Im not lindy hopping or rock climbing or anything like that, but I feel like if thats what you want, 99% of the other people in this town will scratch that itch.

Making plans to make a zeppelin out of found materials and zoom around dangerously.

Exploring. I have a car, but I really only drive it in instances where taking one of my favored two wheeled vehicles is not in any way an option. I want to go on more scooter excursions into the wilderness this summer.
I’m really good at
Hugs. Talking. Making crude jokes at the absolute drop of a hat. Writing flames on user groups.

Apparently I'm really funny, especially after the second beer.

I like to write. I especially like to write when given subjects to work with.

Archery. Seriously, guns are lame. That "thwip" noise as a bolt sails through the air and lands pretty much where you want it to? Priceless.

Im good at taking random things in your kitchen and making an incredible if unconventional meal.

I can operate most saw type things without fear of injury.

I kick ass at jeopardy, trivial pursuit, and trivia night at your favorite bar. I have whats known as a reflexive intellect, where I can instantly bounce info back at you when the question is asked. The downside is I rarely know where my keys are.

I make REALLY good pies, both sweet and savory. My strawberry rhubarb with butter/lard crust is pretty good.
The first things people usually notice about me
Up until a week ago, Id say it was my epically bad haircut. I was so unsure of where to go, I didn't get it cut for months.

I walk kinda fast. Meet me and you tell me what you notice. Please be nice about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:

I haven't been reading as much as Id like to, but in my defense, Ive branched out, so I think that counts for something. I'll just toss out some of my favorite authors.

Neruda, ee Cummings, Kafka, Whitman, Ronald Howard, HP Lovecraft, CS Lewis, Asimov, Doyle.

I think Ayn Rand is a stupid person's idea of a clever person.

I know that isn't many, but its certainly enough without making me go look at my bookshelf.

Movies:

The Omega Man, Shaft, Orgasmo, Il Postino, Tapeheads, The Onion Movie, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Enter the Dragon, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Dark Crystal, Mad Max & The Road Warrior (I have mixed feelings about the third one), A Boy and His Dog, Soylent Green.

Bonus points if you could identify the thinly hidden theme in the above.

Television: Watch an episode or two of the show "Trailer Park Boys". If you adore it, we'll get along ever so well. If you dont, I really dont know what the hell is wrong with you. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Reno 911. Spartacus ; graphic violence, kinky sex, and amazing costuming. What more would I want in a show?

Music..

Elvis Costello, Echo and the Bunnymen, Belle and Sebastian, The Cure, Johnny Cash, Hank 1 & 3, Neil Diamond, The Clash, Kraftwerk, Ben Folds, Tears for Fears, Cracker, Nina Hagen, Morrissey & The Smiths, Judas Priest, Iggy Pop, Pulp. Lovage
(or anything else in any way associated with Mike Patton and his genius), Kraftwerk, Mark Lanegen.

I find Randy Newman insufferable.

Food. I'll try anything once. Seriously. I got some canned silkworm once at a Korean grocery store. Revolting isn't a strong enough word. I shy away from meat of indeterminate origin; I don't approve of the industry more than Im concerned for my health.

I could live off 4 meals a day of Indian. Jamaican, certain Italian dishes, a fair share of Mexican, most any Central or Southern American dish, Southern Food. Anything cooked with love. Heh. I have a higher metabolism than I really care for, so if you feed me, I'll probably like you.
The six things I could never do without
Corduroy pants, my glasses (id bump into walls), mapquest, the weekend off, adventure, hilarity, interesting hats.

Im really fond of brand new socks. I'll take them and throw them in the dryer and then put on a pair and wear them around. The thicker the better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Intimacy. Making friends. Connection.

What to eat for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
I work on fridays.

Ive been a bit of a homebody lately, but Ive been attempting to work on that. Ive been baking alot of things lately. I like the creation process of making things like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think scrapbooking is like valium for housewives who are afraid of drugs.

I don't subscribe to the concept of a Sky Genie farting out wishes. I think getting what you want requires more work than just spouting out your desires. If spirituality, be it Christianity or Hippie friendly earth spirit woo woo is your major focus in life, we aren't a good match.

If you have no photos, horrific grammar and spelling errors, and/or no questions answered, I'm going to assume you are ugly, stupid, and cheating on your significant other.

If someone's profile says something to the effect of either "I am far too amazing and special to be summarized" or "I don't admit anything privately over the internet" I'll assume you are boring.

If I write you I find you attractive. Or really really interesting. You figure it out.

I absolutely DO NOT WANT a long series of emails bounced in between each other while we "figure out" if we want to hang out. I don't want to be your pen pal, your new internet conversation buddy, or anything like that. Let's just go have a beer already.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a few scars, but aren't broken. You won't get all clingy and weird on me after an initial meeting.

You have a scooter and want to go riding with me. Few things would make me happier.

You want to go have Doro Wat with me.

You don't believe that any particular set of people should be herded into cattle cars and exterminated.

If you can enjoy hanging out with someone that isn't a carbon copy of yourself. I don't expect to, or want to date someone who feels the same way I do on every issue.

I'm not nearly as misanthropic as I would appear. Drop me a line.