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everevian

27 Bellingham, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Moved to Bellingham from Des Moines, IA, in late Nov 2014.

I like camping and forests and books about adventure.

I am smart and have been described as sarcastic.

Working on getting fit, will (hopefully) have to update my body type soon. It is a battle, but the tides are turning.

Most days, I'm an INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on paying off school loans so I can eventually buy a house.

Who can really know what they are going to do with their life until they have done it. You can make all the plans you want. Life is transient. Most people are doing nothing with their life.

I really want to visit Croatia,, have a bank account in a tax haven country, and own property near a body of water.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The thing I am best at is probably being mostly average at everything. It is a special sort of skill.

I am pretty good at napping, riding bikes and avoiding making a scene. I am really good at driving in winter conditions and figuring out if the person I'm talking to is stupid.

I play poker semi-regularly. I go fishing often in the summer, although putting that under the label of "things I'm good at" is somewhat misleading.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first thing people actually notice about me is probably how fat I am, since humans are wired by default to judge quickly based on apparence. Luckily, after a many-year battle with myself, I am now steadily loosing weight and will no doubt soon be the man-stallion of your dreams.

The thing folks usually notice after that is the insatiable sarcasm, followed closely by having a very limited social filter. I am liable to say anything I think of. Most people eventually find this absurdly offensive, but I find it honest and refreshing. So much of our time is spent trying to figure out true meaning. With me, this resource wasting social masturbation will never be a concern. I don't play games with words. I am not afraid of social taboos.

Obsession with space, science, technology, the human condition, how the brain works. If you can't handle the occasional deep thought about the nature of the universe, then I can't handle dumbing myself down for you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a few of the things you do and many others. I grow weary of lists which need maintenance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without nearly everything I have, if it were legally acceptable to walk around naked and I didn't like sleeping in my bed. You'd be surprised what you can do without, I would imagine. Obviously I have no idea as I am a white male living in America.

1. Thought
2. Freedom
3. Arrogance (it helps my self esteem)
4. The ability to be fascinated
5. Sarcasm
6. Food grade stainless steel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. If you often find your mind playing host to the thoughts of yesterday, you probably are getting an F at life. Your mind should be an idea slut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
being awesome and fucking shit up, same as every other night. And touching my nipples.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am willing to admit nothing interesting.
You should message me if
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You want to ask me a question, or make a comment. Maybe you want to meet somebody new? Maybe you are bored. Maybe you just fell down some stairs, and want to recreate the experience socially. I can help.

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