Moved to Bellingham from Des Moines, IA, in late Nov 2014.
I like camping and forests and books about adventure.
I am smart and have been described as sarcastic.
Working on getting fit, will (hopefully) have to update my body
type soon. It is a battle, but the tides are turning.
Most days, I'm an INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on paying off school loans so I can eventually buy a
Who can really know what they are going to do with their life until
they have done it. You can make all the plans you want. Life is
transient. Most people are doing nothing with their life.
I really want to visit Croatia,, have a bank account in a tax haven
country, and own property near a body of water.
I’m really good at
The thing I am best at is probably being mostly average at
everything. It is a special sort of skill.
I am pretty good at napping, riding bikes and avoiding making a
scene. I am really good at driving in winter conditions and
figuring out if the person I'm talking to is stupid.
I play poker semi-regularly. I go fishing often in the summer,
although putting that under the label of "things I'm good at" is
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people actually notice about me is probably how fat
I am, since humans are wired by default to judge quickly based on
apparence. Luckily, after a many-year battle with myself, I am now
steadily loosing weight and will no doubt soon be the man-stallion
of your dreams.
The thing folks usually notice after that is the insatiable
sarcasm, followed closely by having a very limited social filter. I
am liable to say anything I think of. Most people eventually find
this absurdly offensive, but I find it honest and refreshing. So
much of our time is spent trying to figure out true meaning. With
me, this resource wasting social masturbation will never be a
concern. I don't play games with words. I am not afraid of social
Obsession with space, science, technology, the human condition, how
the brain works. If you can't handle the occasional deep thought
about the nature of the universe, then I can't handle dumbing
myself down for you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like a few of the things you do and many others. I grow weary of
lists which need maintenance.
The six things I could never do without
I could do without nearly everything I have, if it were legally
acceptable to walk around naked and I didn't like sleeping in my
bed. You'd be surprised what you can do without, I would imagine.
Obviously I have no idea as I am a white male living in
3. Arrogance (it helps my self esteem)
4. The ability to be fascinated
6. Food grade stainless steel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. If you often find your mind playing host to the
thoughts of yesterday, you probably are getting an F at life. Your
mind should be an idea slut.
On a typical Friday night I am
being awesome and fucking shit up, same as every other night. And
touching my nipples.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am willing to admit nothing interesting.
You should message me if
You want to ask me a question, or make a comment. Maybe you want to
meet somebody new? Maybe you are bored. Maybe you just fell down
some stairs, and want to recreate the experience socially. I can