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evieboots

21 F Tuscaloosa, AL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Chani Lastnamé. I'm a real go-getter and a person people.

I just moved here so I'm also just looking for friendsies if that's where you're at. I enjoy long wades through creeks and Druid City beer.
What I’m doing with my life
UA Law student starting in the fall! Excited to become the world's most boring person during 1L woooo
I’m really good at
Allie Brosh's cycle of adulthood
Being judgmental about music
Obstinately refusing sunscreen
Getting sunburned
The first things people usually notice about me
Middle-aged men in bars tell me I'm pretty but that's just, like, their opinion, man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you don't like Harry Potter or historical fiction you're just plain wrong.

Food: I eat all of it, in alarming amounts. One of my major life goals is to locate and consume a cheese that is older than me. Let me know if you want in on the search, it's getting seriously difficult these days.

I like stand-up comedy a whole awful lot. And Jenna Marbles is my second-in-command spirit animal, right behind Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

I listen mostly to classic rock, a little indie rock, and old-school soul (read: Aretha Franklin). I also love folk, bluegrass, and pre-2000 country, partially in the name of having ~*~eclectic interests~*~, but mostly because I just can't quit the south.
The six things I could never do without
PJ pants
Toothbrush
Chapstick
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Air conditioning
Jesus (kidding)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fall forests
William Faulkner
The apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading in the bathtub

At the bar (not the club) or a rock concert, making a fool of myself by dancing while white

A few months ago this would have said "WoW raiding or PVPing" but I've been sober since January
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Fuck every single last thing about spiders.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a native speaker of a foreign language and will teach it to me. Serious mega gold star bonus points on this one.

You're hilarious.

You have an extensive bookmark tree for recipes.

You won't be offended by my bumper sticker.

You are an Alabama native yet possess all of your teeth.

You want to.