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evieboots

22 Denver, CO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Chani Lastnamé. I'm a real go-getter and a person people.
What I’m doing with my life
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Who knows. Mostly having the existential crisis endemic to being 22.

By that I mean I thought I wanted to go to law school but realized that career path totally sucks, so I bailed on a Top 25 acceptance and scholarship in favor of doing literally anything but law school. Holy shit, I came within a hair's breadth of being SO boring. And an alcoholic.

Anyway, when I get to Colorado in September I plan on continuing my EXTREMELY EXCITING AND TOTALLY FULFILLING test prep day job and writing horrible fiction in the evenings. Basically I'm living the dream of a humanities major by not having to work at Starbucks. For now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Allie Brosh's cycle of adulthood
Being judgmental about music
Obstinately refusing sunscreen
Getting sunburned
Staring wistfully at mountains.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm shivering because I'm originally from Florida, where we obviously all walk around in bikinis all day every day. Men included.

Don't get me wrong, though. Humidity can go fuck itself. That's why I'm coming here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If you don't like Harry Potter or historical fiction you're just plain wrong.

Please help me cook and eat ALL OF THE FOOD. Please.

I like stand-up comedy and Jenna Marbles and I bleed rock and roll.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jesus (kidding)
PJ pants
Chapstick
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Air conditioning
My gaming keyboard. It makes clackety noises
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fall forests
William Faulkner
The apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading in the bathtub

At the bar (not the club) or a rock concert, making a fool of myself by dancing while white

In the produce aisle, mumbling "I won't let you get me again, impulse buy asparagus" under my breath
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Fuck every single last thing about spiders.
You should message me if
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You can show me how to winter. Oh god, I'm from Florida. Please help. I need your help.

You have a ticket for Tom Petty at Red Rocks you're willing to sell me.

You know the answer to life's secrets or some bullshit like that.