Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

Here why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Now allow Myself to introduce.... Myself...I'm Shy Shy Shy and funny, funny lookin' I know I don't look like much now, but I have been drinking milk. Strange, but as fun as it may be to act its not always appropriate. Age is an attitude, and I don't like your age. Take that as you will. Take me as I come. Take what you get. Take me to DisneyLand. I'll give you aural pleasure. Take a break some time. Take time for yourself. Take time for someone else. Take a seat, but don't drink the kool-aid. Can you find a place where someone cares in a good way, if you can comprehend that. If perception is reality then am I really as odd as I seem to be? Everything is interchangeable. Nothing is permanent.Run fun,quick fun,Slippee Slides, fun fun, sweet fun, quiet fun, never sun. Do what you love, love what you do, leave the world a better place, and don't pick your nose. Too many words, not enough interest. Leave me a message even if you have nothing to say because its the thought that counts.. I like biking, driving, and cooking. You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say. Insert good way to end this crap here.

aim:eviioiive

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I pretty much just sit at home all day and watch Maury... sometimes Montel..

I'm really good at Propose an edit

answering questions

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'm tall and morbidly obese

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

1.the alchemist

2.The professional, Super Troopers, Boondock saints, Alice In Wonderland, Butterfly Effect, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the dead, Interview with a Vampire, American History X, FMJ, Milo and Otis, the princess bride, the postman, anything w/ Mr. Brad Pitt....too many to list

3. Most everything except crappy rap music. SUPERMAN OOOoooo....I don't think sooooooo.

4.anything but fish and fungus

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Silly questions get silly answers.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

cooking, biking, dinosaurs, and the sea.

30OCT08- Why are so many guys stalking me?

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Friday night WAS karaoke night but Joel is being a homo and doesn't go anymore.. So I'll need some time to reevaluate friday night..

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have a Huge collection of _________.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you want cheap entertainment but don't message me if you're going to offer $65 dollars for a pair of my underwear.

aim: eviioiive

I'm a terribly sarcastic person and written form does not showcase me well.

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