evilmonkeyguy
36 Rocky Hill, CT
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My self-summary
Since you're not going to read this anyway I'm just going to apologize right now for not being better looking. Sorry I don't have big huge muscles or live at the gym in my free time. No fists full of cash either. Again, I apologize. Sorry I'm a responsible grown up with a good job, house, car and the best dog ever.

Some things I like to do in my free time. Fixing cars, building new things around the house, hiking, running, camping, sitting around a fire, playing with legos, watching cartoons, hanging with my nephews, spending time with my dog, I enjoy most sports both watching and playing.

I guess if any of this resonates I suggest you speak up and get my attention.

If you're smart, funny and beautiful, I'm going to assume that you clicked on this profile by accident. Don't worry I won't be contacting you. It most likely wouldn't work out anyway. Don't take it so bad.

P.S. Love doesn't typically live next door or on the same street or even in the same zip code. If you think 30 miles is too far to occasionally travel to see someone who's company you enjoy then you're foolish and you're not for me so don't waste my time. Thank you, have a nice day.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a union sheet metal worker by day. Amateur vigilante by night.
I’m really good at
Lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos. Jazz brush. My occasional Amish beard. I look like Abe Lincoln.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I put it all here then what would we talk about? You should send me a message and ask.
The six things I could never do without
air
water
food
soap
tooth paste
toilet paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything and anything. My brain never seems to shut off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having overwhelmingly one-sided conversations with a German Shepard named Elsa, doing laundry or shooting pool with my brother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Its a secret..talk to me and maybe I'll share with you.
You should message me if
If you feel like it. If you want to. If you're bored as hell. If you know some really funny jokes.
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