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evilmonkeyguy

35 Rocky Hill, CT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As cliché as it sounds I was born in a small town. It was a great place to grow up but it smelled something fierce out there. Bonus points if you know where I'm talking about. I'm just an average guy, hard working, responsible. My word is my bond. I'm not here to play games or be just friends. I'm looking for someone who wants to build a future.

Some things I like to do in my free time. Fixing cars, building new things around the house, hiking, running, camping, sitting around a fire, playing with legos, watching cartoons, hanging with my nephews, spending time with my dog, I enjoy most sports both watching and playing.

I guess if any of this resonates I suggest you speak up and get my attention.

If you're smart, funny and beautiful, I'm going to assume that you clicked on this profile by accident. Don't worry I won't be contacting you. It most likely wouldn't work out anyway. Don't take it so bad.

P.S. Love doesn't typically live next door or on the same street or even in the same zip code. If you think 30 miles is too far to occasionally travel to see someone who's company you enjoy then you're foolish and you're not for me so don't waste my time. Thank you, have a nice day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a union sheet metal worker by day. Amateur vigilante by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos. Jazz brush. My Amish beard. I look like Abe Lincoln.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If I put it all here then what would we talk about? You should send me a message and ask.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air
water
food
soap
tooth paste
toilet paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and anything. My brain never seems to shut off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having overwhelmingly one-sided conversations with a German Shepard named Elsa, doing laundry or shooting pool with my brother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Its a secret..talk to me and maybe I'll share with you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like it. If you want to. If you're bored as hell. If you know some really funny jokes.