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evilmonkeyguy

34 M Rocky Hill, CT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Since its almost 2014 let me say that I don't mind if you're white, black, Asian, Hispanic, native American, Indian or Eskimo. Or any combination of those things. I don't care how great your body looks, how big your chest is or how great that thing between your legs really is because if you don't have anything between your ears then what will we ever be able to talk about. Sex is easy to find. I'm looking for something a little more intimate like emotional connection. Be real, be honest, be awesome, be yourself. That's really all I'm looking for. Just one really special woman who is confident enough to follow her heart, reach for the stars, and never look back...hopefully she's out there.

I'm not concerned about your past as long as you're over it and its all behind you. I'm interested in where you are in the present tense and if there's a chance to build a future with you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a union sheet metal worker by day. Amateur vigilante by night.
I’m really good at
Lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos. Jazz brush. My Amish beard. I look like Abe Lincoln.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I put it all here then what would we talk about? You should send me a message and ask.
The six things I could never do without
air
water
food
soap
tooth paste
toilet paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything and anything. My brain never seems to shut off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having overwhelmingly one-sided conversations with a German Shepard named Elsa, doing laundry or shooting pool with my brother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Its a secret..talk to me and maybe I'll share with you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you feel like it. If you want to. If you're bored as hell. If you know some really funny jokes.