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evilmonkeyguy

35 Rocky Hill, CT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since its almost 2014 let me say that I don't mind if you're white, black, Asian, Hispanic, native American, Indian or Eskimo. Or any combination of those things. I don't care how great your body looks, how big your chest is or how great that thing between your legs really is because if you don't have anything between your ears then what will we ever be able to talk about. Sex is easy to find. I'm looking for something a little more intimate like emotional connection. Be real, be honest, be awesome, be yourself. That's really all I'm looking for. Just one really special woman who is confident enough to follow her heart, reach for the stars, and never look back...hopefully she's out there.

I'm not concerned about your past as long as you're over it and its all behind you. I'm interested in where you are in the present tense and if there's a chance to build a future with you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a union sheet metal worker by day. Amateur vigilante by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos. Jazz brush. My Amish beard. I look like Abe Lincoln.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If I put it all here then what would we talk about? You should send me a message and ask.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air
water
food
soap
tooth paste
toilet paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and anything. My brain never seems to shut off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having overwhelmingly one-sided conversations with a German Shepard named Elsa, doing laundry or shooting pool with my brother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Its a secret..talk to me and maybe I'll share with you.
You should message me if
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If you feel like it. If you want to. If you're bored as hell. If you know some really funny jokes.

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