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eviltikimonkey

39 Burbank, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello Welcome to my page insert name here!!! While you're here you should message me...or not. I'm a photographer, videographer and head writer for an entertainment website, I am a nerd but in the good sense of the word. I like to go out and get drinks, go to Disneyland or just hang out at home watching movies. I like to laugh, I ride a motorcycle and a scooter, I love my dog. I would like to meet someone fun and cool that will have as much fun playing video games as drinking in a bar.I like nerd girls, pin-up girls, burlesque dancers,redheads, basically girls :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
lots? Well I interview celebrities for my website and see movie premieres and act like I should be there :) I like hiking, riding my motorcycle and scooter, I like laughing and joking and just enjoying life. I've been to Club 33(extra points if you know what that is)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
photography and just enjoying life...oh and CONNECT FOUR but only when I play by myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes, my glasses or my "stupid" hat that I love.... plus they always seem to notice when I trip over nothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books- too many to list, I love Born Standing up, the Harry Potter books, David Sedaris, John Hodgman, photography books.
movies- Star Wars trilogy, Tarantino's films, comedies, 80's, Indiana Jones saga, Long Way Round/Down, Ghostbusters,mob movies, Beetlejuice, anything John Hughes, American Graffiti, Doctor Horrible, Disney flicks, sci-fi, horror, tons of movies!
food- thai food, pizza, vegetarian food, I like hipster restaurants but I hate the prices and most of the people there. I love Faygo, Better Made potato chips, cheese,SUSHI, mexican, chinese, greek, I like food.
TV-CONAN,Archer, it's always sunny,Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Venture Bros., SOA, American Horror Story, supernatural, tosh.o, Sherlock(BBC)LOST, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, True Blood, Doctor Who, Cheers, Sons of Anarchy, the IT crowd, Arrested Development, News Radio, 3rd rock, Carnivale, Californication,M*A*S*H, the State, kids in the hall, Community, Warehouse 13,how I met your mother, Weeds, tons of tv.
music- tons, rockabilly,blues,all rock, Jonathan Coulton, KROQ,johnny cash, NIN, Pearl Jam, the Beatles, They Might Be Giants.... a little bit of everything from Nirvana to The Doors, Lady Gaga (don't hate), Mumford and Sons, Elton John to Industrial.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Disneyland, They Might Be Giants,pizza,cupcakes, Ghostbusters,Kilo Kai rum is pretty high on this list, Better Made BBQ potato chips, (the obvious food, oxygen, water) and my dog Gomez.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to write on these stupid sections and life's difficult questions like Who was the boss? or why would Mr. Drummond let Arnold go to that perv's bicycle shop or why would a school let a bunch of bullies throw slushies on Glee kids faces without giving them detention? or how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either A. at home watching movies/tv or B. out with friends or C. NOT going to that donkey show again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just met you, I'm not telling you anything private...OK I'll give you one. I was once a dancer on Soul Train for a day.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you feel like it, if you're bored, you are genuine and honest, if you know what 4,8,15,16,23,42 means. If you have something real to say Oh and if you don't like my dog I won't like you.