I am wicked smart, wicked funny, and not even from Boston.
My Self-Summary
I just moved to DC from NYC last year and really love the area. I
get excited over good microbrews, other people's dogs, and finding
myself in unfamiliar surroundings. I love to cook and watch a lot
of Food Network as a result. I've recently started rolling my own
pasta, which is a mess but totally worth it.
I also enjoy seeing movies, reading, playing guitar (which I do in
a couple of bands), seeing live music, sports with racquets,
swimming, day-tripping, exploring, wine tasting, and well placed
Seinfeld quotes. I read a lot, and some of my recent favorites
include Omnivore’s Dilemma (so good!), Life of Pi, Water for
Elephants, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, History of
Love, and Kafka on the Shore.
Things known to consistently crack me up include The Office, 30
Rock, The Daily Show, Flight of the Conchords, Family Guy, and John
Cusack movies from the 80s
What I’m doing with my life
I teach sign language to chimpanzees. At least I wish I did. Is
there like a 3-week course where I could get certified to do that?
I actually build web-applications and really enjoy my job.
I’m really good at
Crosswords puzzles and word games, especially Scrabble. Predicting
who-done-it on Law and Order is also one of my strengths, although
I don't think I've ever solved the case on House. I'm also pretty
good at using my new GPS despite still getting a little lost while
using it the other day.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Satanic Versus,
Still Life with Woodpecker, Brothers Karamazov, Middlesex,
Clockwork Orange, Life of Pi. Anything Vonnegut, Rushdie,
Dostoyevski, or Sedaris, and most things Indian or Eggars.
Movies: Donnie Darko, Better Off Dead, Revenge of the Nerds, The
Cruise, Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Vacation, Motorcycle
Diaries, One Crazy Summer, Big Fish, Office Space, Princess Bride,
Christmas Story, Harold and Kumar, Fast Times at Ridgemont High,
Just One of the Guys, Fletch, Fisher King
Music: The Shins, Cure, old REM, Beatles, Fugazi, Pixies, Modest
Mouse, Piebald, Decemberists, John Vanderslice, Blonde Redhead,
Beck, Bloc Party, New Pornographers, Sea and Cake, Smiths, Stone
Roses, Midlake, Iron and Wine.
TV: While not really part of the category, I think it's critically
important that you know that I like to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm,
30 Rock, Sarah Silverman, Lost, South Park, Entourage, Seinfeld,
Iron Chef, House, Reno 911, Californication, and Kids in the
Hall.
Food: yes, please!
The six things I could never do without
Fresh produce, coffee in the morning, something good to read, Will
Ferrell comedies, music, and the Barack Obama commemorative plate.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Those guys that toss signs on the side of the road. What keeps them
motivated and why don't they wear gloves when it's 20 degrees
out?!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Checking out a new restaurant, catching a flick, grabbing drinks
with friends. (Note: I just don't find this question very
insightful but I'm trying up my completed essays percentage :)
You should message me if
You're fun to be around!