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evtron3000

33 M Port Townsend, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 1
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Oh no, self-summaries! I'm allergic!!...Hey I'm Evan. I am a 29 year-old hair stylist/comedian/singer. I am back in Seattle after spending just under two years in Portland for cosmetology school. Good Lord all mighty I am so happy to be back! I am very mellow, funny and lovely. I am tall, which I guess is nice for some people. I have blue eyes and blond hair. I am vegan but not an annoying, sandal wearing hippie vegan. I am an 'it would be nice to have abs and nice breath/skin vegan.' I will change your world and break your heart, but only to build it back up again, yo;) Like a cuter, male Marry Poppins of the heart and genitals. Think about it, won't you?

I am true-blue, bullet-proof, and glow-in-the-dark.
What I’m doing with my life
Finally starting out on a professional path, which is lovely. I love to sing and make people feel good. I am a musician/comedian. You can watch some of my antics on youtube. My channel is "evtron3000." It's time for some adult responsibility (even though I still feel like a 17 year-old who just doesn't get it) so that means I really want a dog. Bad. Like really, really bad. And of course the breed I want is not cheap, but damn it i want my doggie family. Hmm wow I am still typing. I love to work out. I run and practice yoga and don't think I don't use a shake weight, because I totally fucking do. It was a gift from my brother, ok? A fucking rad gift. Don't hate.
I’m really good at
making people laugh, being a bitchin' friend, playing a pretty song, dropping it like its hot, tellin' it like it is, letting it all roll off and being a prince.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes;) My humor and my upper-cut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Myra Breckinridge, Anything David Sedaris, Twilight Saga, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Haunted, Welcome to the Monkey House, Skinny Bastard
The six things I could never do without
My Guitar
Wine
Hulu
A Microphone
Good Books
Bad Boys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being a better person, taking care of my life, looking for love, inventing a nuerotoxin that would wipe out wasps, snakes and bears, the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
In my robe reading a book or watching hulu or playing my piano/guitar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have seen the band Savage Garden twice live. Yikes.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are an attractive, fun chap looking to connect with a like-minded/complementary minded fellow. Or if you just want to say nice things about my appearance and/or general demeanor that would be appreciated too. Be good:)