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ewilliam59

29 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 1:59pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm very laid back and easy going. I enjoy cooking and making others happy. Being goofy.

I really enjoy going out for drinks with friends, seeing concerts, Celebrate Brooklyn, Dim Sum in China town on Sunday morning, Spumoni gardens.....and anything else you can think of.

I've always enjoyed the outdoors. Hiking, kayaking, skiing, biking, or just going for a walk in the park when there's nothing else to do makes me happy.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a Landscape Architecture firm in Chelsea. I Want to start a business one day but not quite sure what? I don't want to be an employee my whole life.

I enjoy spontaneous events. You may get a call at 4:30 "Hey, wanna go see the philharmonic in the park tonight at 7". Or while you are out on Saturday night "wanna go Hiking tomorrow morning. I'm leaving at 9."

I enjoy traveling. I usually take a big trip once a year. I visited a friend in Tokyo this year.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I may make a bunch of corny, sarcastic & inappropriate jokes. I just want to make you smile.
The first things people usually notice about me
My quirky, sarcastic, & dirty sense of humor...and then my laid back personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really enjoy Vonnegut, Murikami, and Lethem.

I'll listen to most music except country. Recently got into Toro y Moi. Like classic rock, 90's rock, Primus, MGMT, Regina Spektor, they might be giants, Gomez, Prince, Queen, The Beatles, etc.

Just started watching breaking bad, which is amazing, and I love Seinfeld, Always Sunny, chappelle show, 30 rock. Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Usual Suspects, Mallrats, Inglorious Basterds, Big Lebowski, most Cohen brothers flicks, Dark Knight.
The six things I could never do without
Hmmm.....not in order:
-My family and friends are awesome
-My bicycle
-nature
-beer
-Spumoni gardens pizza
-My sense of smell
-my cats (but I'm not a crazy cat person...it's normal to dress them up in tutus and do a full nutcracker production...right?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. Opening a business, but what kind? Traveling, how crazy the world is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at a bar, concert or playing poker with friends. During baseball season watching a Yankee game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tendency to sleepwalk when in a foreign county, and wake up in the street locked out of my hotel.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You Don't take things too seriously and enjoy a good night out even if doesn't lead to a long term relationship.

You will go hiking with me & not complain.

You Like trying new things with somebody. Just exploring the city.

You Enjoy taking advantage of a beautiful day even if you have no plans.