I wrote a poem to kinda show what I'm looking for:
Single player sucks
I'm looking for player two
Looking for that great connection
like a Portal from me to you
I've always thought that dating,
was always quite the hassle
when just like my favorite plumber
my princess was in another castle
I've been searching high and low
for that rare and special Link
a love as powerful as the final boss
and far more permanent than ink
I've tried many female varieties
sampling everything on the menu
Get a HADOUKEN to the chest
then insert a coin and press continue
But love is just a game,
you get knocked down and get back up
You can jump on my heart like a Goomba
But my green mushroom just flashed "1Up"
So I'll continue on my journey
Like Sonic, I'll never stop
Because life is so much easier
When the mode is set to Co Op
My name is Evan. I don't have pictures of me with a six pack (because I don't have one), a backwards hat (don't own one) and a middle finger pointed at you (however, I am prone to them), and I'm okay with that. If you're not, then you should really take a drastic look at the guys you're attracted to. Oh and my country accent is non-existent. Sorry.
I play video games, write a lot, and as my picture indicates, I can sing and stuff. What else could you want to know?
I'm a pretty funny guy. Every guy says that, but I really am. Seriously. Why don't you believe me? Fine. I'm not funny at all. I'm as about as verbally exciting as a cereal box. Fuck me, right?