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excessglitter

36 F Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 35–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a sucker for a guy who can make me laugh.

I'm down for adventure, and love to travel, though I don't get to do nearly enough of it. I work as much as humanly possible but I'm beginning to think I might just be destined to be poor. I'm OK with that possibility.

I like almost all types of movies except for action, even though Lethal Weapon 2 was, weirdly, my favorite movie when I was 10. What I'm saying is I would probably go to a Liam Neeson film, against my better judgment (I mean honestly - the man was Oskar Schindler in one of the best films of all time; has he no pride?).

I hate my current job but love my students; anyone who says teaching would be great if not for the students should probably not be teaching because some days the kids are the only reason to stick around. It's the rest of teaching that's lousy.

I enjoy running, but I'm straight-up terrible at it. I am by far the slowest runner of all time.

I don't use abbreviations in texts. Or anywhere really.

I once had a terrifying experience while meteor hunting. It involved wild animals (including a goose) and possible cult members.

I don't know a ton of French but there are times when my emotions are best expressed in it. Fortunately I realize what a dick I would sound like if I just went around dropping French words here and there, so I don't.

I need to get out more.

I've been alone for a really long time and have loved every minute of it, but now I'm ready to find the right guy (or a succession of the wrong guys but who are good guys, just not the right ones for me). I want to waltz on an outdoor dance floor. I want to visit Prague. I want to jump out of a plane. I want to see an Olympic event live. I want to take a 3-month roadtrip on the Pan-American Highway, from Prudhoe Bay to Argentina. I want to spend an entire American summer in Australia.

I'm not ordinary, and I'm looking for an extraordinary guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a high-school English teacher; I'm over-educated and underpaid and at a certain point I really am going to have to leave my job at a private school for a better-paying one, but I'll be sad when I go because my students make me laugh every single day, even when we're doing grammar.

(That was a five-line single sentence. Excellent!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grammar
Arguing
Reading poetry aloud
Celebrating holidays
Getting rid of clutter
Jeopardy!
Driving out of my way to bring you a cupcake if you're having a bad day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sarcasm? My nerdiness? My boobs?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Since finishing grad school in May, I feel like I'm at a crossroads. I'm not entirely sure what my favorite anything is anymore, but I'm working on discovering. Perhaps you could help!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
A bra
Clean water
Moisturizer
Sunlight
Sunscreen
Pants
A phone
Art supplies
Tweezers
Counting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The end of the human race. It probably sounds silly, but it's something that both worries and fascinates me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
super boring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have fallen off bikes in two different hemispheres. One of those times was captured on video and actually happened in slo-mo, no effects needed. I would like to stay ON a bike in the Southern Hemisphere. I'm looking to break the streak.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You keep creeping my profile and haven't contacted me.
You can handle a smart woman; not all men can.
You like to sing in the car.
You would like to go up in a hot-air balloon.
You know the difference between discrete and discreet.
You enjoy driving out into the country for meteor showers.
You're 30 or over.
You're a feminist.
You're not racist.