Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I only use this site for the tests, dudes. (This place doesn't even
do the fun quizzes I signed up for so many years ago anymore, but
I'm leaving this in for posterity/proof of elderliness.) And
apparently I have to write a certain amount of words for it to
accept my submission of this "essay" so here they are! Extra words!
Hooray. The end.
And if you didn't catch it at the top there, I'm not single, and
I'm not looking. I don't mind talking to people, but keep your
suave romancing tactics to yourself. (ps you don't have any suave
romancing tactics, trust me)
HOWEVER, if you happen to be interested in being my new BFF, apply
within. Just don't be crazy religious or nothing, and for the love
of god please have some idea of how the English language works.
Each misspelled word and unnecessarily abbreviated phrase is like a
stab into my tiny cold heart.
What I’m doing with my life
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Moved from Tennessee to Texas a couple of years ago, and now I'm
doing the whole adulthood thing without actually being an adult. Go
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to people. Relating to people. Making everyone feel
comfortable. Reading. Spellin'. (seriously. champion speller)
Crosswords. Ice skating. Braving my fears to try stuff people tell
me is "totally great, dude." Attracting high school kids. (ugh.)
Grammar. Card games! I'm a card shark.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair is always something different. The color changes monthly,
if not more often. Also, I'm usually the first to come up and say
hello, so I imagine that's fairly noticeable! But I'm not bubbly or
perky. Pretty flatly normalized in my conversation, rather.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Stephen King - especially the Dark Tower series. And damn
it, i LIKE Ayn Rand. To hell with all you haters.
I really liked The Departed. But usually I go for thinking movies
like Mulholland Drive, and Memento, and things like that. I feel
useless when I'm watching a movie that requires me to do nothing
but stare at the pretty pictures on the screen.
Music-wise, I'm pretty broadly ranged. I listen to everything from
The Smiths to She&Him to Bon Iver to Tool to Guster to Martina
McBride to Tom Petty to Kenny Rogers to Sum41. I have no
If a food has chicken, cheese, or pasta in it, I can be counted on
to put it in my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My book collection
-My cell phone
-Aaaand, my Squaresoft games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
world peace. Or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cramming for my Saturday sign language class with several glasses
of wine as a study aid.
Yeah, I went literal with this one, sorry. Should have gone with
the old "friends/bars/chilling" standby. Shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cried at the end of The Notebook. I'll kill anyone who spills
You should message me if
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you like fast-paced conversation and quick subject changes.
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