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29 / M / Straight / Single
New York, New York
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- 6′ 4″ (1.93m).
- Body Type
- Working on masters program
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English, French (Okay)
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Basically, I just want to tell doctors what to do and never have to deal with old people's bodily fluids.
Living in this city is a privilege, and I try to take full advantage of it.
Practicing as an unlicensed Psychologist. I did Neuroscience in a past life, but that actually doesn't make me qualified at all...
Being a gentleman apparently. I'm always confused when women are so surprised at things that seem so natural and obvious to me....
Perhaps, it's because my father would whip me with a wire clothing hanger anytime I didn't hold a door for a lady when I was a child.
I have a lot of stories to tell.
I don't usually ask people this question.
Why doesn't he have a girlfriend?
A Greek woman recently told me that my face was noble. I don't know if she meant honourable and of strong character or aristocratic.
I look damn good in a suit.
My middle name is my favorite color.
Old Samurai movies and Spaghetti Westerns.
Beasts of the Southern Wild was so beautiful that it brought me to tears, and somehow I went karaokeing with the director the other week.
Curb. Cosmos. X-Files. David the Gnome.
Magnetic Fields. Beach Fossils. DIIV. Beach House. Wire. Beat Happening. Traditional Jazz, e.g., King Oliver, Louis Armstrong, and Sidney Bechet. France Gall. The Nerves. Grimes. The Crystals. .
Marquee Moon has been playing in my head for days, but I don't think I've actually listened to it in weeks.
All 751 views are mine
This is probably the greatest pop song ever:
Also, this is fucking cool:
Vietnamese. Plaza Fiesta Tacos. Parasol's Shrimp Po Boys. Really good broccoli. Now, I live in Chinatown so I eat lots and lots of dumplings and sesame pancake sandwiches.
Organic Whole Milk
What we humans are going to do with ourselves after the Singularity.
Replacing doctors with computers.
Whether we are all too busy to see anybody that we are not living with, schooling with, working with, or sleeping with ever again?
Why they can't have southern breakfast sausage and country ham anywhere in NYC.
How much I hate people that use umbrellas unnecessarily. There should be a city ordinance against it.
Even more than the unnecessary umbrella people, I hate the men that sit spread eagle on the train.
And maybe even more than than those men, I hate the lazy assholes that stand on single file escalators. Do your legs not work?
No. Today I hate the umbrella people most.
Exemption. People courteous enough to raise their umbrellas above my eye level when you pass them on the street are saintly.
When I was an 18-year old virgin college freshman, I stopped at the convenience store/pizza shop/college bar right next to campus while taking a break from paper writing. As I walked out with my pizza and red bull and ciggies, 3 incredibly hot upperclassmen ladies looked at me and said, "Oh, he'll do" and then invited me to "watch a movie." I was too surprised and nervous and confused too accept, and politely told them "Sorry but I really have to write this paper."
Having my picture taken usually makes me feel terribly uncomfortable.
I can't help but visibly laugh at short douchebags in NYC, and they're fucking everywhere.
Maybe I'm not as goofy as this profile makes me seem, but I feel that any social media must be entertaining first or not exist at all.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
Or you want to listen to dreamy music and make out.
Powerful/beautiful things make you cry.
You are urbane, charmingly neurotic, highly intelligent, a fantastic dancer, and not a Republican. That or you are willing to cook for me no strings attached.
You want to do fun shit like going to the planetarium and museums and galleries and bands and stuff.
You are the lady on the pool table from the Equinox gym ads.
You don't have silly pretend mustache pictures up. I think that shit is stupid.
You make pencil skirts a regular part of your wardrobe.
Really hard massages turn you on. Honestly, if you don't enjoy being handled roughly at least every now and then, it simply won't work.
You answered "yes" to biting.
Extra points if you keep your skin its natural tone. Tanning is so Plebeian.
You are not British but have a habit of randomly using British spellings.
Hearing DJs play top 40 makes you angry, because where you come from, DJs are supposed to teach you something.
Actually, I'm really kind of getting bored with this site, so how about you say something clever or be really hot, ok? I might take a bit to respond as I want this site to take up as little of my cognitive energy as possible, but given time, I probably will.
It would be cool if you were Jewish. Religiosity is irrelevant.
If you've ever misused the phrase "per se," don't bother.
Also, if your picture is just a pair of tits, don't waste your time. I'm more of an ass man anyways.
Also, if you are super hot and a badass but want to be totally platonic best friends.
There's no need to write me a letter. "hi" or "hey" or "hhhhheeeeyyyy" or "ohhhh heyyyyy" won't do, but if you write more than 400 words, I'm gonna think you are crazy and delete it before I read it. Or whatever. Just say "heyyyyy." I don't really care, but there had better be a lot of Ys at the end of it or there is no fucking way am I responding.
All the likes are very flattering (not really), but a message is far more likely to get my attention.
You've read my entire profile and think that I must be really awesome. I can't wait to disappoint you.
In all honesty, I've done the New York dating thing. It's not that exciting anymore. Basically, all I want is somebody of similar attractiveness and intelligence with similar interests to hang out with and have sex with. Is that too much to ask?