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exmonkey

41 Birmingham, AL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
like a praying mantis. or a mogdigliani painting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
ridding myself of not-so-good habits. jettisoning superfluous people. forgetting shit. making noises, rhythm, meter. mercy.
i have a job--it doesn't have me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
looking at things from different angles. appreciating the validity of said angles. i'm obtuse. i dig the acute.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the vestigial tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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barry hannah, denis johnson, harry crews, andre dubus, raymond carver, john fante, john cheever, hubert selby jr..
todd solondz, larry clark, martin scorsese, stanley kubrick, duplass brothers, coen brothers, p.t.a..
i sold the tv for a movie ticket.
castanets, wooden wand, two dollar guitar, spacemen 3, sonic youth, dylan, rolling stones, bad brains.
wtf with marc maron, this american life, serial, the film vault, song exploder, radioloab, kcrw's unfictional, the moth, savage lovecast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
it's the 7th thing that you'd really find interesting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
taking off my shoes and walking backwards through the mud back into the trees.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
flat on my back giving your name to the stars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
less history, more mystery.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
i'll read any and all messages, but if you are someone that is completely convinced that you have life all figured out, i probably won't understand a goddamned word of your message.