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20 / M / straight / Single

Seymour, Connecticut

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Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Used up
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Hindi (Poorly)

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I am wham, bam, and thank you ma'am.

My Self-Summary

A self-summary? Ughhhh, well, I did used to have a huge spiel here but I recently decided it was pretty lame and now I'm too lazy to type up another one. Sorry?
...
Well, I suppose it's time to build this section up again. Hmm, I'll just throw this list at you and call it a day :D

I always have hair ties on my left wrist.
I am not a fan of my ethnicity.
I do not get along with my parents.
I love listening to music.
I love driving.
I love listening to music while driving.
I named my car George.
I try hard not to be a hypocrite.
I am extremely nonjudgmental.
I am one of the most patient people I know.
I would like to experience everything at least once.
I have lived in Connecticut my whole life.
I highly regret my choice of university.
I like texting.
I enjoy playing poker.
I really want to learn how to drive stick.
I [would] love [more opportunities] to travel.
I am quite OCD about the randomest things.
I think I have RLS.
I tend to assign sentimental value to many things I own.
I am very neat and organized.
I enjoy practicing proper punctuation.
I am always in my head and over-analyzing most everything.
I hate cheap cotton swabs.
I played bass back in the day.
I have horrible luck.
I crack my knuckles, jaw, neck, and xiphisternum religiously.
I love to sing, but you'll never hear it.
I like to laugh, but I hate my smile.
I am not a frat boy.
I wanna start playing golf.
I can be really awkward and/or shy at times.
I tend to get along better with older adults than with people my age.
I enjoy eating out, heh.
I can be immature at times.
I like Autumn and Winter.
I want to learn how to cook.
I always keep my wallet in my front left pocket.
I believe in ghosts, and am extremely terrified of them.
I prefer the window seat.
I am not into politics.
I wish I knew more about pop culture.
I have always been extremely self-conscious.
I wonder if anyone will read all of this.
I am not superstitious.
I love coffee.
I believe I have more control over my body than most.
I never buy anything from vending machines.
I used to steal a lot of things and break into houses/buildings.
I wish I wore more jewelry.
I feel as if I need to watch more movies.
I don't watch much television.
I feel like even after reading this, you will still know nothing about me.
I try to avoid confrontations as much as possible.
I love to sleep, but I only rarely do it.
I am quite the insomniac, and rely almost entirely on sporadic naps.
I can be highly impacted by a dream I've had for a long time.
I sometimes have a hard time putting my thoughts into words.
I talk to myself all the time.
I enjoy the simple things in life.
I try not to take anything for granted.
I find it very difficult to be awoken by an alarm clock.
I have a fear of dying of old age and/or natural causes.
I do not own a credit card.
I know nothing about the stock market.
I can keep secrets and promises very well.
I own many pairs of shoes and I want more.
I have been told I am a great shopping partner.
I wish I was a scarf person.
I pretty much only have female and/or gay friends.
I pluck my eyebrows.
I remove my cuticles.
I am definitely not gay (or even metrosexual).
I love thunderstorms.
I love blackouts.
I have never had braces.
I have never had poison ivy of any kind.
I have never had a bee sting.
I have never had chicken pox.
I do not take medicine of any kind for any reason.
I never use any sort of bandage; I prefer to heal naturally.
I never order the same dish twice, unless I have to.
I have always been strongly against getting a tattoo, until recently.
I have been held at gun point.
I have been shot at.
I am a fan of correct grammar.
I attended a private Catholic high school.
I like lists and outlines.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm a senior a Bucknell University majoring in Neuroscience and minoring in Philosophy and Economics. I'm trying to graduate Bucknell with a decent enough GPA to get into dental school to become, none other than, a dentist! If that doesn't work out, which seems like a huge possibility at this point, then I dunno what I'll do haha. Actually I shouldn't be laughing; I'm like freaking out actually hahaaaa oh well. Being a dentist is like my dream job (ew, right?).

As of right now, I'll be taking a year off after I graduate this May. I plan on just working and studying for the DATs as wells as maybe taking some post-bacc classes but I dunno. Damn, I wish I was smart..

I've had my fair share of jobs over the last few years. Currently I work as an inventory assistant at the library on campus as well as an in-home office assistant for some random lady near the school.

Also, due to my horrible luck, I've kinda lost many the friends I had back home in Connecticut. So I'm basically on this site looking for people to potentially befriend and hang out with when I go back home. Heh, too bad this site is full of douchebags.. Pfft.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books? Pssh, I'm pretty much illiterate nowadays, but I do remember really enjoying Flowers for Algernon. Nevertheless, give me some suggestions on what I should read, fo cereal!

Ugh, movies? I guess I like a very wide range of movies. So I think we would be safe in assuming I like pretty much all movies ever. Yup. (It might take me a little more effort/motivation from me to watch an older/black and white movie though..)

Mmm music.. Well, since I'm lazy, I'll just direct you to my Last.fm page. Sound good? Hahaaaa.

Food? Uhhhh, I can pretty much eat everything and like it. Actually, maybe I shouldn't say that. Anyways, I have eaten many things in my life from different cultures and I can't remember anything that repulsed me in any way (sans insects.. ughhhhh). There is still so much for me to try though..

The six things I could never do without

The six things I could never do without, in no particular order:

1. Vitamins/minerals/trace elements/sleep/the boring stuff
2. Indoor plumbing
3. Friends/love
4. Money
5. Hope
6. Car

Note to self: Need more of #3 and #4..
Note to you: I actually totally just lied to you; these six things are totally in a certain order..

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is that I'm about to eat a huge chunk of my birthday cake even though I'm about to go to bed soon. Mmm, unnecessary fat. This is delicious; you want some?

You should message me if

You should message me if you think we click ... and you're not a douchebag :D