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32 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:35am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Now onto the written part of this test...I'm a genuinely playful, former Chicago gal looking to meet an interesting bloke whose company I enjoy, face I like to look at and lips I want to kiss.

Some random tidbits about me:
-I love to wander and get lost a lot. I have no idea how I found my way home before GPS.
-When eating something really good I do an unconscious dance in my seat that includes a wiggle. Sometimes I make a noise AND wiggle, which means I'm in food nirvana.
-I often stay up way past my bedtime because I'm reading a book I just can't put down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Biking through it, tickets be damned! Once I actually got a ticket. It was for laughing at the bike cop...apparently my laughter was a safety violation or something. Yep, huge rebel over here (eye roll implied).

Work-wise, I design and sell cabinetry and millwork (think kitchens, libraries, dressing rooms). I love that I get to be creative everyday at work (when I'm not making my assistant cry....gosh, I wish that was a joke!).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at cracking myself up. I don't know if other people find me entertaining, but I laugh at myself all the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hope they notice that I'm a really open, silly and warm person. However, I can be a bit shy at first, especially if I think you're cute. This is probably why I appreciate it when the guy makes the first move (hint, hint.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes to books, movies, music and food...basically all of it. All of it other than olives. Ick, gross, bleh!!

I favor dystopian genres, but promise I had a happy childhood.

I'm a big believer in eating family style so ideally you like to share. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My legs (I probably could do without 'em, but would prefer not to)
Wheels (admit it, they're handy)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Heck, I have no idea...I guess I think about dodging cabs and pedestrians on my bike pretty frequently.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, on a recent Friday after happy hour cocktails in the city I returned home and decided it was the perfect time to get in touch with my inner Julia Child. I cleaned (deveined even!) and cooked a pound of shrimp in butter (see, Julia inspried!), tomatoes, garlic, arugula, basil...the works. I did this all while blasting music, sipping whiskey, dancing and wearing my taxidermy accessorized fascinator (that's a fancy hat, fyi). It was fantastic. I'd love to meet someone who would like to dance around the kitchen with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair is naturally light but I dye it dark. Actually now it's brown. I once had a disastrous week as a redhead. Who knows what color it will be tomorrow.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're a disarmingly, charming gentleman who knows how to use power tools...


You're looking for punch-in-the-gut PASSION. I'd like to find a connection with someone. No pressure on where it goes, but ideally you're open to the possibility of...something.

Bonus points if you can teach me how to skid stop. Grabbing a beer is totally acceptable too. :)

Good kissers and cuddlers are strongly encouraged to reach out.

PS - I'm flattered by all the out of town messages, but I'm looking for Manhattan or BK. Im also not looking for a "daddy" or boy toy. Within reason, please respect the age range I've specified.