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57 • Toronto, Ontario, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 33–61
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 9:56pm
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
a place to pile wood
a tarp to cover the top of the wood pile, so it doesn't get wet
a new place to pile wood
another tarp...shit...that's 7 things plus a new tarp...I'm going to have to call in a Consultant. Things are getting complicated...why do things always have to get complicated? I mean, if choppin' wood gets complicated, what the hell are my chances here? :)
(editors note...not gettin' drunk no more...just choppin' wood)
ps. Do you really think I would use "expondi-dummy" just to get hot babes to email me asking me to explain it? How shallow and manipulative do you think I am? ...well, you should email me to find out. See, I'm somewhat jaded when it comes to chasing girls. I'm 57 and I've learned that HERE, it is pointless chasing women. I'm playing very passively here. You have to message me (i don't get to see who "likes" me...they want $20 if I want to see who likes me?...anyone else find that a little oily?...peeling another 20 off a lonely boy like me? I can afford the $20, but I don't want to encourage these weasels...damn data-miners...) I've thrown up a profile, answered some questions, just in case "the one" happens by. Ultimately, you should message me if you are at the stage where you think sitting around on a Sunday morning reading the New York Times is a lovely way to decompose...oh, yeah, please have a photo. I'm less and less shallow the older I get...but I'm still a guy, eh? And answer some questions...that's the whole point of this. By answering questions one is better able to identify like-minded people, which leads to better matching, right? So click on answers "with explanations" and experience my humble offerings. Then answer some questions, have some fun and get yourself a personality profile. Then fall in love and live happily ever after...
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