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My self-summary Propose an edit

i do comedy, not drama.
i wear polka dots.
i'm into vintage pyrex and depression era cookbooks.
i have tattoos.
i believe in doing the right thing because it's the right thing to do.
i tell the truth even when i probably shouldn't.
i think everything happens for a reason.
i use a lot of filthy, naughty language.
i go on lots of road trips.
i listen to my music louder than i should.
i drink san pellegrino and get my nails done.
i drink straight tequila and get my hands dirty.
i have a magnetic personality.
i am currently undergoing a major lifestyle change.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

going to burlesque and freak shows and riding roller coasters.

leaving it all behind and moving to california.

cooking organic vegetarian food.

re-defining my view of just about everything.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

cooking, organizing things, inspired gift giving, shifting perspectives, making people laugh, thinking up outrageous plans and actually following through with them.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

my shamelessness and/or sense of humor.
my upper lip frenulum piercing.
my tits.
my positive attitude.

strangers tell me i'm pretty - it makes me feel awkward.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

books..... vox, half asleep in frog pajamas, vagina monologues, daniel clowes' comics, bizarre magazine..

movies..... gummo, amelie, supersize me, memento, a clockwork orange, extreme penetrations 3, lock stock & two smoking barrels, the big lebowski, jackass, pink flamingos, polyester, desperate living, american psycho, eXistenZ, napoleon dynamite, gray's anatomy, ghost world, return to oz, run lola run, waking life..

tv..... lost, weeds, arrested development, top model, project runway, futurama, 24, entourage, meadowlands, flight of the conchords..

music..... johnny cash, mindless self indulgence, pink, system of a down, no doubt, blind melon, ani difranco, incubus, astrud gilberto, the streets, marilyn manson, madonna, peaches, beethoven, misfits, christina aguilera, baby buddha heads, cherry poppin daddies, black eyed peas, simon & garfunkel, the moldy peaches, keith caputo, christian walz, fiona apple, gnarls barkley, lady sovereign, tom albrecht, amy winehouse, lily allen, gretchen wilson..

foods..... asparagus, cheese, tomatoes, avocado, strawberries.. vegetarian sushi, indian, thai.. christopher norman chocolates, astronaut ice cream.. mosterd 1kopsoep from albert heijn.. lots of other things.. actually, i'm mildly obsessed with unusual groceries & restaurants.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

my friends. travel. laughter. cuddling. good healthy food. eyeliner.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

my friends back in ny.

i fucking love california.

the law of attraction.

amsterdam.

the 50's.

small details.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

not sure yet.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

i collect things i have no use for, even though i try not to.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you wanna go geocaching.
you live in or near santa cruz and wanna make friends.
you speak dutch.
you have an accent.
your honesty gets you into trouble.
you're freakishly tall.
you have crooked teeth.
you're extremely attractive and charming.
you live in europe and want to mail me some elnett hairspray or koffiemelk. you are investigating a series of small coincidences.

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