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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-100
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 19, 2013
My self-summary
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I am an eggstremely intelligent man with a dark side. Kinda like Rainbow Dash. I love My Little Pony. I enjoy high fashion, nights out on the town (a la my fedora), and chatting up hot women (white only sorry). I'm not racist, just cultural-specific. I consider the most important things in a woman to be her boobies, her love canal, and her cooking and cleaning skills.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a diamond in a rhinestone world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you cum, winning any argument ever, setting trends, shocking all with my top-notch class and intelligence.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sexy fedora and enormously large bulge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite book: 50 Shades of Grey (I love it rough)
Shows: My Little Pony
Music: Korn, ICP, Slipknot, Jbiebs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wenis
Hot chicks
My Little Pony
My Fedora
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ejaculating into a My Little Pony patterned tissue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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one time i came so hard i fell over
You should message me if
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you have big tits and are a virgin