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ey_low

24 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lone wolf. Angeleno gone hella. I came to San Francisco on a whim and got caught up in this 49 square mile dream world, Neverneverland. I miss you, LA LA land, but every passing day cements (and complicates) my existence here. Wherever I may be I wander this world; often alone, rarely without jocundity, always with a misplaced sense of purpose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having studied something silly at a school in New York known more for its unspoken dress code than it's academic prowess, I now live to serve and serve to live. I deli and I barista. I pay my rent by catering to the San Francisco elite. I live amidst the gentrification and wonder how we might be able to turn it to gentefication. I swear by the coffee stains on my pants that I'll aspire to greatness one day: being a community leader; a rich banker; the restaurateur to show these gringos that Mexican food isn't those overstuffed travesties that you soak up your pedo with. But for now I wanted to exercise my ~undeniable charm~ and flirt. I wanted to be the sort of sexy barista I always drool after.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fooling myself. Getting things from fellow food service workers. Convincing friends to drink fernet. Getting lost on my rare days off.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You look like Han Solo with that hair, man. You're Juan Solo."

"What is wrong with you! How do you have so much energy!!!"

"Wow, I can't figure you out. Are you Italian/Greek/Mediterranean/Persian/Armenian/Arab/etc.?

No miss, I'm just Mexican.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love food. I love eating it, making it, breaking it down and blowing it up more than most ever expect to. I abhor the term "foodie" and the associations it entails. I don't religiously scour Yelp for the best stuff in town (what do Yelpers even know?), I just have deep respect for the role of food in people's lives and cultures. Maybe this can be eye-opening. Maybe you will hate it.

I appreciate musicality; sounds over syllables, storytelling over (instant) satisfaction. Something layered and transposed over the course of a greater composition (or oeuvre) to the standard song form. Basically, the music I like isn't cool enough to play in the coffee shop I work at, which is why sometimes I'm also happy to be devoted to the art of moving butts. Some interests include 90's stoner indie, post-rock, and chicha.

Since I work so much, I don't like to blow my free time binge watching Netflix. So I just let my friends and roommates use my account. One day I'll catch up...

Does anyone want to take me to the movies?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone
Wallet
Pen
Lip balm
Keys
Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Abbey Road medley. The sound some airplanes make sometimes. Other sonic details. The smell of ink. The smell of urine in the street. Why people are obsessed with kale and brussels sprouts. When I will work less and where I will go.

Color (loaded).

How boring I must be.

I also like to think about fun date ideas that probably won't get put into action anytime soon. Most are third date level.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working and hoping it's a taco window night or otherwise thinking about late night eats. Or going to sleep because I probably work the following morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recovering pocho.

I've considered writing my profile in the style of a Zagat "review." I'm still collecting the quotes.

My absolutely least favorite phrase one can create with all of the English language is "that would be great." I cringe.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you also laugh when you eat something that floors you.
...you often think of where else you can be.
...you also enjoy drinking coffee at 11PM.
...yoga isn't your idea of a good time.

Or maybe you just want to say hello and tell me I'm full of it.