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24 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:37pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a native Angeleno gone hella. I came to San Francisco on a whim and got caught up in this 49 square mile dream world. Another fallen Angel bit the dust, and it was all communicated with the purchase of an innocent turquoise cap that reads "SF." I miss you, LA LA land, but I'll keep this flower in my hair. And as long as this flower is in bloom I'll continue to wander this world; often alone, rarely without jocundity, always with a misplaced sense of purpose.

Profile-wide tl;dr: Loves food. Fucking weird/crazy. Has too much energy and works too much. Mexican. Lone wolf. Hey, he has nice hair.
What I’m doing with my life
Having studied something silly at a school in New York known more for its unspoken dress code than it's academic prowess, I now live to serve and serve to live. I deli and I barista. I pay my rent by catering to the San Francisco elite. I live amidst the gentrification and wonder how we might be able to turn it to gentefication. I swear by the coffee stains on my pants that I'll aspire to greatness one day: being a community leader; a rich banker; the restaurateur to show these gringos that Mexican food isn't those overstuffed travesties that you soak up your pedo with. But for now I wanted to exercise my ~undeniable charm~ and flirt. I wanted to be the sort of sexy barista I always drool after.
I’m really good at
Fooling myself. Getting free things from fellow food service workers. Convincing friends to drink Fernet. Not just sitting around and watching movies on my very rare days off.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You look like Han Solo with that hair, man. You're Juan Solo."

"I like working when you're here, A. Hearing your laughing and sneezing from the deli is like my favorite static noise in the store."

"What is wrong with you! How do you have so much energy!!!"

"Wow, I can't figure you out. Are you Italian/Greek/Mediterranean/Persian/Armenian/Arab/etc.?

No miss, I'm just Mexican.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love food. I love eating it, I love making it, and I love breaking it down and blowing it up more than most ever expect to. That said, I abhor the term "foodie" and the associations it entails. I don't religiously scour Yelp for the best stuff in town (what do Yelpers even know?), I just have deep respect for the role of food in people's lives and cultures. Maybe this can be eye-opening. Maybe you will hate it.

I appreciate musicality. I almost always prefer something with a melody and playful harmony over something with a beat; something layered and transposed over the course of a greater composition (or oeuvre) to the standard song form; something that tells an odd mythical story over a lamentation of a bygone lover. Basically, the music I like isn't cool enough to play in the coffee shop I work at. Which is why sometimes I'm just devoted to the art of moving butts.

Previous musical obsessions:
Sunset Rubdown (and other Spencer Krug projects)
Guided by Voices
Andrew Bird

Current ones:
Dead Moon

I haven't had time to watch any movies or TV lately. So I just let my friends and roommates use my Netflix account. One day I'll tackle my list..

Does anyone want to take me to the movies?
The six things I could never do without
Lip balm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Abbey Road medley. The sound some airplanes make sometimes. Other sonic details. The smell of ink. The smell of urine in the street. Why people are obsessed with kale and brussels sprouts. When I will work less.

Color (loaded).

I also like to think about fun date ideas that probably won't get put into action anytime soon. Most are third date level.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working and hoping it's a taco window night or otherwise thinking about late night eats. Or going to sleep because I probably work the following morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Recovering pocho.

There are details sprinkled throughout my profile that I hope you would notice about me if we ever met in person.

I've considered writing my profile in the style of a Zagat "review." I'm still collecting the quotes.

My absolutely least favorite phrase one can create with all of the English language is "that would be great." I cringe.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if also laugh when you eat something that floors you with how good it is or how you can't even understand how it was prepared. often think of where else you can be. also enjoy drinking coffee at 11PM. isn't your idea of a good time.

Or maybe you just want to say hello and tell me I'm full of it.