I like to trip small children and throw rocks at old people. I'm
also terrified of butterflies and believe that in a past life I was
a moth...Which is not scary. In my spare time I like to eat yogurt
with my pants down.
This just in...
Hey eye_cubed,
"We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on OkCupid.
We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver. Did you get a new haircut or something?
Well, it's working!
To celebrate, we've adjusted your OkCupid experience:
You'll see more attractive people in your match results."
So now that I'm in the upper echelon here on OKC expect the necessary new sociological norms I am accustomed to adopt. And please try not to hold them against me as I re-assimilate into society. I will begin to associate myself only with attractive people and no longer will I have need for this eternal quest of knowledge and enlightenment. I will inevitably shift from a metaphysical to physical being, selfish rather than selfless...IQ to GQ here I come! Oh and ladies hit me up, let me holla at ya. ;)
about me...
I'm funny but inside joke funny. Not look at me I need attention funny. It's true, you'll laugh. I promise. And if you don't then I have already convinced myself that you're lame. And to prove it I may pull out a line from an over quoted movie and then you'll laugh and I'll cry.
I'm picky but I'm happily single so why rush it.
I rarely if ever find myself bored.
I rarely if ever get mad. Frustrated yes, but it's hard to get me upset.
I'm not religious. But don't confuse that for not having faith.
I'd rather listen to good music with good company than go clubbin.
I like a good conversation. But I'm a little quiet at first when I like someone. I love meeting someone and you just don't want to stop talking to. And then the sun comes up and you know that no matter how hard work will suck; it was still worth it ;)
I'm may be too caring to people close to me. For those I don't know...I may come off as an ass. Sorry in advance.
I'm smart and a bit of an ass, do the math.
I build tall walls, if you make it through them. I will do anything for you.
About you...
I need someone who can do a damn good karate chop.
And someone who does not quote Jersey Shore.
Hmm, I don't know. Actually, I feel like it should be self explanatory. I would like someone who takes care of them self. Someone who works or does something meaningful with their time. Makes me laugh and smile. Will go to the gym with me instead of asking why I go. Someone who likes to do and try new things.
I like music. And it may sound weird but just getting lost in thought is a favorite past time. I'm kinda a nerd and can entertain myself.
What else, what else...maybe just ask.
"Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such."
- Joachim Ernst-Berendt
This just in...
Hey eye_cubed,
"We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on OkCupid.
We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver. Did you get a new haircut or something?
Well, it's working!
To celebrate, we've adjusted your OkCupid experience:
You'll see more attractive people in your match results."
So now that I'm in the upper echelon here on OKC expect the necessary new sociological norms I am accustomed to adopt. And please try not to hold them against me as I re-assimilate into society. I will begin to associate myself only with attractive people and no longer will I have need for this eternal quest of knowledge and enlightenment. I will inevitably shift from a metaphysical to physical being, selfish rather than selfless...IQ to GQ here I come! Oh and ladies hit me up, let me holla at ya. ;)
about me...
I'm funny but inside joke funny. Not look at me I need attention funny. It's true, you'll laugh. I promise. And if you don't then I have already convinced myself that you're lame. And to prove it I may pull out a line from an over quoted movie and then you'll laugh and I'll cry.
I'm picky but I'm happily single so why rush it.
I rarely if ever find myself bored.
I rarely if ever get mad. Frustrated yes, but it's hard to get me upset.
I'm not religious. But don't confuse that for not having faith.
I'd rather listen to good music with good company than go clubbin.
I like a good conversation. But I'm a little quiet at first when I like someone. I love meeting someone and you just don't want to stop talking to. And then the sun comes up and you know that no matter how hard work will suck; it was still worth it ;)
I'm may be too caring to people close to me. For those I don't know...I may come off as an ass. Sorry in advance.
I'm smart and a bit of an ass, do the math.
I build tall walls, if you make it through them. I will do anything for you.
About you...
I need someone who can do a damn good karate chop.
And someone who does not quote Jersey Shore.
Hmm, I don't know. Actually, I feel like it should be self explanatory. I would like someone who takes care of them self. Someone who works or does something meaningful with their time. Makes me laugh and smile. Will go to the gym with me instead of asking why I go. Someone who likes to do and try new things.
I like music. And it may sound weird but just getting lost in thought is a favorite past time. I'm kinda a nerd and can entertain myself.
What else, what else...maybe just ask.
"Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such."
- Joachim Ernst-Berendt
