eyedoubleyou88
27 London, UK
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What I’m doing with my life
Working as a Freelance Designer and Illustrator, keepin it real down in South London.

Also trying to remember to use capital letters and punctuation in order to attract intelligent lush ladz.
I’m really good at
...the problems I am experiencing with this section is not a reflection on my confidence, I AM GREAT (in small doses). Just need to whittle down the high lights...
The first things people usually notice about me
My smell of rich mahogany.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Alan Partridge is gonna take something pretty special to move it down from my top spot.

I love salty snacks, all crisps except for super super cheesy ones. Also caffeine infused beverages are a daily highlight.

- all really important info for you to take onboard before we can even consider first base
The six things I could never do without
coffee x 6
On a typical Friday night I am
Starting with gin and ending with crisps.
What happens in-between is often hard to trace.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I pretend I have to go to a meeting, but really I am going to sleep.
You should message me if
You have more testosterone than me and your willing to stroke my ego by laughing at my jokes....

THE FUNNY THING ABOUT MY EGO IS, IT IS LOCATED ON MY VAGINA.
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