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eyedoubleyou88

26 London, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a Freelance Designer and Illustrator, keepin it real down in South London.

Also trying to remember to use capital letters and punctuation in order to attract intelligent lush ladz.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...the problems I am experiencing with this section is not a reflection on my confidence, I AM GREAT (in small doses). Just need to whittle down the high lights...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smell of rich mahogany.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Alan Partridge is gonna take something pretty special to move it down from my top spot.

I love salty snacks, all crisps except for super super cheesy ones. Also caffeine infused beverages are a daily highlight.

- all really important info for you to take onboard before we can even consider first base
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee x 6
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Starting with gin and ending with crisps.
What happens in-between is often hard to trace.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I pretend I have to go to a meeting, but really I am going to sleep.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have more testosterone than me and your willing to stroke my ego by laughing at my jokes....

THE FUNNY THING ABOUT MY EGO IS, IT IS LOCATED ON MY VAGINA.