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eyejay32

36 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello, here are some random facts about me.

I'm a pro tree climber. It's how i pay the bills.

I enjoy drinking, but i never drink alone.

I stutter.

I laugh a lot.

I love my job.

How many short sentences can i start with i?

I am not religious.

I like getting dirty.

I often smell of 2 cycle mixed fuel.

I drink enough coffee to give me heart palpatations.

I rarely buy new things.

I like spans of open water, but i'm not to keen on beaches. Too much sun and relentless sand.

I do have a child and thats as much as i will say about that here on the internet.

My favorite song lyric is " and we're still here below the chandelier where they always used to read us our rights".

I verbally abuse my cat. He's a fucking dick.
What I’m doing with my life
A lot. A whole lot.
I’m really good at
Listening to hot wax, climbing trees, eating, drinking, making circles fit into squares.
The first things people usually notice about me
That i'm shirtless in front of a mirror taking pictures of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies- dead alive, ghost dog, the reflecting skin, jesus christ vampire hunter, the bourne series, the terminator seriers, the dark crystal, the onion movie, skate videos and documentaries.

Authors- William s. Burroughs (i'm not gonna shoot you in the face), Tom Robbins, Robert McCamon, Michael Dirr, Anthony Burgess.....

Music- yes, all the time, from oldies to gangster rap. Not all of it mind you, a lot of it is shit. It all sounds better on vinyl.

Food- i want to eat most things. Olives, i don't understand. Shellfish and my body disagree but i still want to eat them. I love burnt cheeses. I eat granola like i am on a rocky mountain high with john denver.

TV- all creatures great and small, in depth docs on engineering ( most people find them boring, but they give me a big ol' brain boner.)
The six things I could never do without
music, water, pocket knife, my memory, jeans, plants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
woody plants, arborculture, physics, funny shit, how to make my work better.
On a typical Friday night I am
it depends on what i have to do on saturday. Drinks, food, and hopefully lots of laughs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a small business owner.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't mind well placed facial scars. The smell of mixed gas, sawdust and wood smoke make you smile. You would like to climb a tree. You would like to go fishing.