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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 29-37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:39pm
Relationship Type
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Dropped out of Space camp
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, here are some facts about me.

I laugh a lot.

I love my job.

How many short sentences can i start with i?

I am not religious.

I like getting dirty.

I often smell of 2 cycle mixed fuel.

I drink enough coffee to give me heart palpatations.

I like spans of open water, but i'm not to keen on beaches. Too much sun and relentless sand.

My favorite song lyric is " and we're still here below the chandelier where they always used to read us our rights".

I verbally abuse my cat. He's a fucking dick.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Arranging waterfowl in straight lines from smallest to largest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having said waterfowl maintain the previously described formation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My strawberry blond hair and bellowing laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies- dead alive, ghost dog, the reflecting skin, jesus christ vampire hunter, the bourne series, the terminator seriers, the dark crystal, the onion movie, skate videos and documentaries.

Authors- William Burroughs, Tom Robbins, Robert McCamon, Michael Dirr, Anthony Burgess.....

Music- Yes, all the time. All genres. (Except contemporary Christian and RnB) Not all of it mind you, a lot of it is shit. It all sounds better on vinyl.

Food- i want to eat most things. Olives, i don't understand. Shellfish and my body disagree but i still want to eat them. I love burnt cheeses. I eat granola like i am on a rocky mountain high with john denver.

TV- all creatures great and small, in depth docs on engineering ( most people find them boring, but they give me a big ol' brain boner.) Sifl and Olly show

Comics- Doug Stanhope, Tom Segura, Kyle Kinane, Patton Oswalt, Bill Burr, Natasha Leggero
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, water, pocket knife, my memory, jeans, plants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
woody plants, arborculture, botany, horticulture, physics, funny shit, how to make my work better. Why is there always the naked torso of a man in my list of matches? I mean, they're rock hard and sculpted but working tight man torso just isn't in my wheelhouse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slam dancing and slam romancing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own and operate a small company.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind well placed facial scars. The smell of mixed gas, sawdust and wood smoke make you smile. You would like to walk around and look at things.