Back when I was born, my brother and I got lost on a trip to the grocery store and ended up wandering into a nearby grove of trees. We couldn't find our family but wolves took us in and raised us.

Some years later, but while still children, we leveraged our bellicose ways and ended up, get this, founding the city of Rome. Now, thousands of years later, people celebrate the legend of Romulus and Remus, but I lived it.

Today, I live in San Francisco and wish I had a trolley pass so I could jump on and brandish a box of Rice-a-Roni while hanging off the front, just to give everyone on board what they're looking for when they step onto the trolley, telephoto lenses ready to capture the TRUE flavor of the city, which as we all know is located in a vat of bubbling hot fudge in Ghirardelli square (underneath actually. Gavin Newsome may hate soda, but he has a rogue unit dedicated to keeping the vat of hot fudge beneath G square bubbling and voluminous at all times. It takes many, many elves sourced from the nearby Redwood groves upstate, to operate the vat. Three apples high, these elves gorge themselves on dandelions every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Some were picked up for cheap when a nearby hollow Keebler cookie factory tree shut down. Facing hard times and with many former Keebler cookie factory elves unemployed, Barack Obama diverted trillions of dollars into a slush fund to ensure that the vat of fudge continued to bubble and, more importantly, that it continued to emit its enticing aroma, the aroma that packs tourists onto Trolleys, unbeknownst to them).

Other than that, most of my background is just too painful and private to share.

Looking for radically creative but both fun/goal oriented and stable. That's what I am.

I'm safe, cultured, well-mannered, articulate with a command of written and verbal communication, enjoy tumbling and urban climbing, hiking and cycling.

Drawing is fun. Do you like to draw? I like to draw. Let's draw some time.

Dancing, also fun.

Making electronic music--yay! whoo hoo! one of my favorite things to do.

DJ'ing: again, yay, whoo hoo!

reading: oh yeah!

Empowering people to enact positive changes in their lives and go beyond all boundaries through nonfiction storytelling about people, places and things at the limits of human experience.

Just moved here, have been here as a visitor many times before. I love electronic music--making it, spinning it, dancing to it. Not a burning man douche in fuzzy pink cowboy hat but movement, music, and grooving under a full moon are things I enjoy.

Could use a Virgil to take me into the unterwelt and show me all the rungs I don't know about here.

Or someone fun to boogie with, activities etc. If you enjoy mountain biking that would be another fun thing to do.

Drawing==good times. I like to draw.

Child-like but not childish.

Yes, I believe I will.

Namaste y'all

writing
drawing
making music
grooving

Communicating, electronically, with pen and paper and in person.

Being polite.

Having manners.

Having a full spectrum sense of humor that encompasses the sacred, the profane, the dark, the light, all that was, is and will be, and an ability to laugh about it.

Turn offs: self absorbed people with bad communication skills and bad manners. Didn't your mother teach you better?

infinite jest
All David Foster Wallace nonfiction
mao II
all Don DeLillo except last three books
Primarily read nonfiction, six different newspapers every day, piles of magazines, journals, etc.

gumdrops
the easter bunny
sunshine
lollipops
rainbows

reading, writing, making music, drawing, riding my bike or with any luck shaking my ass under a full moon in the middle of the mojave.

I lost my tortoise.