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eyesocketlife

27 East Northport, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm very spontaneous and fun.
My favorite holiday is Halloween.
I enjoy cooking and going to the gym.
I love my friends more than anything.

I believe that life is conveyed not just through a heartbeat and brain wave activity, but through an immeasurable spark that animates our faces, our conversations, our being. That spark may be the pursuit of love, success, excitement, validation, connection, happiness, learning, God, or freedom. Its fuel is hope. Without a belief in a better future, it dies. And, aside from an early death, my greatest fear is one day losing that spark, whether through gradual disillusionment or sudden calamity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing up my law degree and planning my next move
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying motivated, karaoke (not really) listening, keeping my life organized, being spontaneous, making others laugh, going on adventures, and hiking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I look much taller on TV and my insatiable lust for life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
A few of my favorite authors include Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Voltaire, Neil Strauss, and Dr. Seuss.

Shows
Breaking Bad, Dexter (hated the ending), Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Homeland, Mad Men, Lost, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Workaholics, Modern Family, Arrested Development

Movies
American Psycho, Inception, Clockwork Orange, Little Miss Sunshine, Superbad, Wayne's World, Clerks, Office Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Guardians of the Galaxy (OMG that soundtrack), The Boondock Saints, The Departed, The Breakfast Club, Terminator 2

Music
311, Aphex Twin, Bassnectar, The Beatles, Daft Punk, The Dandy Warhols, Everclear, Flight Of The Conchords, Gorillaz, Green Day, Incubus, Jimi Hendrix, Justice, Kaiser Chiefs, Kings of Leon, Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, The Offspring, Orgy, Pepper, Placebo, Rage Against The Machine, Ratatat, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Say Anything, Sublime, They Might Be Giants, Zeds Dead
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends
2. Music
3. Art
4. Laughter
5. Medication
6. Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, like with jet packs and stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, eating, partying, chilling, sleeping. In that order.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the infamous street artist known as Banksy
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