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ezbolls

33 M Rochester, PA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am not nor have I ever been a party animal, just not my thing. I like having fun regardless of the situation and I am very creative. I enjoy comedies of any type, dark, dry, stupid, raunchy. I have my own house and a full season of Penguins tickets. My family is very important to me and I would not be who I am without them. I am good with kids & enjoy their company most of the time. I have varied taste in most things but enjoy culture & love Pittsburgh. I have a son in the picture who I spend time with. I am good with cleaning, yardwork and can cook. I enjoy hockey, football and racing. I am giving this site a try because I don't like meeting people in bars or clubs.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently a technical support representative for a cell phone company. I used to do stand-up comedy and really enjoyed doing that and hope to someday get back to it since I found out there is an open Mic night near me. I'm also taking classes through my job.
I’m really good at
I love to make people laugh and have a good time when out and about. I am very level-headed and rarely panic. If you need someone to listen or just a pick-me-up then I am your person. I know all of the best pizza joints, have a great sense of direction and love driving. Some of my best memories are in a car going to or from somewhere. I believe it's the journey that makes the destination worthwhile. I have also been told that I make good mixed drinks and give great massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes? I'm not really sure although I have been told I have an intensity about me which I find hilarious because I am not intense unless it involves sports.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you know who Doug Stanhope is and like him, we'd get along. And if you don't know who he is but like edgy comedy, check him out. Him along with Christopher Titus, George Carlin and Louie CK are my favorites. I like most music but love bands like Nickelback, Evanescence, Linkin Park and Papa Roach. I am currently working on the tenth Sookie Stackhouse novel and love True Blood. The Walking Dead, Justified, Shameless, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad & Burn Notice are among my favorite TV shows. Anything Celtic is a must read and just about anything written by a comedian. Pizza and steak are my two favorite foods. As far as movies go I love raunchy comedy and anything original. Most movies today aren't very good and knowing a little bit about the process to make a film, I have a great appreciation for one that is well done. Inception is a good example of all of the things a great movie should be.
The six things I could never do without
My family, pizza, my hockey tickets, comedy, sugar free Arnold Palmer ice tea and something to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if I won the lottery and what I have to do next. I am somewhat organized with my clutter.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't get why they ask what you are doing on a typical Friday since most dates happen on Saturday. On a typical Saturday night I am usually doing something with friends or finishing up housework.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have walked onto a busy downtown street to get Sidney Crosby's autograph, three times.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy sarcasm, Pittsburgh, love hockey and know a thing or two about movies and comedy. Also if you are looking for a big teddy bear to cuddle with when the weather turns cold.