We're a couple of guys who are up to no good, tryin to make some trouble in our neighborhood. Nah but srsly we are two people, lookin for friends and perhaps moar? Or just friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly imploding like a poorly tended souffle. Also pondering
things. Recently got back to Connecticut after a year or so long
traveling excursion that led me through the american midwest, New
Orleans and eventually Germany... so... there's that. Ich weis
nicht was ich mit meinem Leben zu tun.
I’m really good at
Making myself sound better at things than I actually I am. Yeah,
I'm really amazing at that, you don't even know man,
YOU-DONT-EVEN-KNOW... too damn good, shits crazy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I had trouble answering this question, so I asked my friend McClain
to help me, but he went off on a tirade about his girlfriends
obsession with vegan baking, after several attempts to bring him
back to the matter at hand he eventually sucked me into a
conversation about the use of prosthetic penises and synthetic
semen in the adult film industry. I'm just now coming back to this
question a few hours later and its still pretty darn difficult and
Im afraid to ask for help again... so... yeah.
I don't know if its absolutely the first thing people notice about
me, but a lot of people have accused me of using humor to deflect
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:The Catcher in the Rye, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Looking for
Alaska, Leaves of Grass, Anything by chuck palahniuk, Lolita,
Veronica Decides to Die, Amadeus (not the play itself, I just enjoy
reading the script), In Cold Blood, Alice Adventure's in
Wonderland, Brave New World, Holocaust Memoirs, German Picture
books, Pop-up Books, Books with intentional spelling errors and a
whole bunch of other shit I'm too embarrassed to admit to.
Music: Punk, Ska, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Sublime, Alt
Rock, Pop Punk, Gospel, Diplo, Metal, White Chapel, Mastadon,
Mahalia Jackson, Seether, A Day to Remember, Dead Sara, Placebo,
Foxes, Viices AND SO MUCH FUCKING MOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The six things I could never do without
Sometimes the only thing we can control is how little we can
survive on. Read A Hunger Artist. Kafka didn't need six things,
Kafka didn't give a fuck, he just wrote about people becoming flies
and allegories for Christ dying of starvation. Also I basically
don't have a personality that exists outside of the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Friedrich Nietzsche, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the pros and cons of rap
music, theology, my dependency on caffeine, money, the girl I saw
in the subway that one time.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read Twilight and I thought it was so-so, not great, but not
awful. Also, I secretly enjoy spending time with the elderly.