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ezdantes

22 Newington, CT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 10
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a boyfriend, so I don't really know why I'm on here, to make friends? Is that an acceptable use for this website? Probably not, I'll leave now, sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly imploding like a poorly tended souffle. Also pondering things. Recently got back to Connecticut after a year or so long traveling excursion that led me through the american midwest, New Orleans and eventually Germany... so... there's that. Ich weis nicht was ich mit meinem Leben zu tun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself sound better at things than I actually I am. Yeah, I'm really amazing at that, you don't even know man, YOU-DONT-EVEN-KNOW... too damn good, shits crazy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had trouble answering this question, so I asked my friend McClain to help me, but he went off on a tirade about his girlfriends obsession with vegan baking, after several attempts to bring him back to the matter at hand he eventually sucked me into a conversation about the use of prosthetic penises and synthetic semen in the adult film industry. I'm just now coming back to this question a few hours later and its still pretty darn difficult and Im afraid to ask for help again... so... yeah.

I don't know if its absolutely the first thing people notice about me, but a lot of people have accused me of using humor to deflect questions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:The Catcher in the Rye, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Looking for Alaska, Leaves of Grass, Anything by chuck palahniuk, Lolita, Veronica Decides to Die, Amadeus (not the play itself, I just enjoy reading the script), In Cold Blood, Alice Adventure's in Wonderland, Brave New World, Holocaust Memoirs, German Picture books, Pop-up Books, Books with intentional spelling errors and a whole bunch of other shit I'm too embarrassed to admit to.

Music: Punk, Ska, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Sublime, Alt Rock, Pop Punk, Gospel, Diplo, Metal, White Chapel, Mastadon, Mahalia Jackson, Seether, A Day to Remember, Dead Sara, Placebo, Foxes, Viices AND SO MUCH FUCKING MOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OMGMGMGMGMG
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sometimes the only thing we can control is how little we can survive on. Read A Hunger Artist. Kafka didn't need six things, Kafka didn't give a fuck, he just wrote about people becoming flies and allegories for Christ dying of starvation. Also I basically don't have a personality that exists outside of the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Friedrich Nietzsche, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the pros and cons of rap music, theology, my dependency on caffeine, money, the girl I saw in the subway that one time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A potato.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read Twilight and I thought it was so-so, not great, but not awful. Also, I secretly enjoy spending time with the elderly.

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