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22 M Newington, CT

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm bisexual. I'm not gay and uncomfortable with it. I'm not straight and trying to seem edgy. I apologize for subjecting you to this rant, but understand that society has forced me into it. Also, I don't really believe in gender as a valid or meaningful concept... but thats just this whole other thing. ( DIE CIS SCUM \m/ (U__U) \m/ )

I proposed to a mime once; her eyes said yes. I was surprised to see palm trees in Louisiana. I'm reverting to miscellaneous charming anecdotes because the thought of trying to sum myself up or encapsulate what I'm all about in a block of text is way too intense.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly imploding like a poorly tended souffle. Also pondering things. Recently got back to Connecticut after a year or so long traveling excursion that led me through the american midwest, New Orleans and eventually Germany... so... there's that. Ich weis nicht was ich mit meinem Leben zu tun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself sound better at things than I actually I am. Yeah, I'm really amazing at that, you don't even know man, YOU-DONT-EVEN-KNOW... too damn good, shits crazy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had trouble answering this question, so I asked my friend McClain to help me, but he went off on a tirade about his girlfriends obsession with vegan baking, after several attempts to bring him back to the matter at hand he eventually sucked me into a conversation about the use of prosthetic penises and synthetic semen in the adult film industry. I'm just now coming back to this question a few hours later and its still pretty darn difficult and Im afraid to ask for help again... so... yeah.

I don't know if its absolutely the first thing people notice about me, but a lot of people have accused me of using humor to deflect questions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:The Catcher in the Rye, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Looking for Alaska, Leaves of Grass, Anything by chuck palahniuk, Lolita, Veronica Decides to Die, Amadeus (not the play itself, I just enjoy reading the script), In Cold Blood, Alice Adventure's in Wonderland, Brave New World, Holocaust Memoirs, German Picture books, Pop-up Books, Books with intentional spelling errors and a whole bunch of other shit I'm too embarrassed to admit to.

Music: Punk, Ska, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Sublime, Alt Rock, Pop Punk, Gospel, Diplo, Metal, White Chapel, Mastadon, Mahalia Jackson, Seether, A Day to Remember, Dead Sara, Placebo, Foxes, Viices AND SO MUCH FUCKING MOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OMGMGMGMGMG
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sometimes the only thing we can control is how little we can survive on. Read A Hunger Artist. Kafka didn't need six things, Kafka didn't give a fuck, he just wrote about people becoming flies and allegories for Christ dying of starvation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Friedrich Nietzsche, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the pros and cons of rap music, theology, my dependency on caffeine, money, the girl I saw in the subway that one time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read Twilight and I thought it was so-so, not great, but not awful. Also, I secretly enjoy spending time with the elderly.