Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
chewy cookies, sleeping bags, speeding tickets, awkward make-out
sessions, famous blue raincoats, easy decisions, lowercase, roach
phobias, somersaults, unfulfilled dreams, needlessly long lists,
sweeping generalizations, jalapeño peppers. seeking like-minded
recovering neurotic with projects and ideas, for indian food and
long chats about irrelevant details. bonus points if you can hit
the snooze button without opening your eyes.
weaknesses: I can't stand the ellipsis. I am sensitive to loud
noises, especially loud people. my wardrobe sucks. I avoid raw
tomatoes. I smile mostly with my eyes, which makes me hard to read
and I am often mistaken for being too serious. I make fun of
everything and am constantly crossing the line. I haven't owned a
television in many years and this sometimes makes me a social
outcast. I cannot suspend disbelief. I am overly nostalgic. and
that's just the tip. I enjoy discussing my weaknesses.
strengths: none. hopefully you'll find this endearing.
I am a classic, nitrogen, and afternoon
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a wizard during the week but on the weekends I take it down a
notch and just do sorcery. I collect cloth napkins, write three
blogs about nothing, and feel guilty about the stack of unread new
yorkers on my coffee table.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can slice onions perfectly and quickly. also I can predict the
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
wtf? my life-sized cyndi lauper tattoo.
I'm both jewish and tall, which throws some people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
my mother likes to remind me of the yiddish proverb: nor a shteyn
zol zany aleyn. only a stone should be alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
internet dating doesn't feel weird to me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you would not consider smoking cigarettes without inhaling. you
don't think that music without lyrics is boring. you have been
simultaneously single and happy. you eat. you can be seen without
lipstick. you don't think guys and girls are the same. you drink.
you avoid name-dropping. you don't need to have lights off before
clothes off. you are not easily offended. you only sit quietly when
the situation clearly calls for it. you are rarely melodramatic and
reserve exclamation marks for the rarest of occasions. you eschew
emoticons. you want to see, smell, ingest, and feel everything in
the world at least once. you have old friends. you're smart with a
computer. you're not helpless, but you know how to feign
helplessness at the right moment. you're not afraid to let me rifle
through your medicine cabinet. you have a lot to teach. you would
never pretend to be interested in what I'm saying. you have not
considered cosmetic surgery. you understand that you can't control
how you feel, you can only control what you do. you don't think
that the alignment of the stars on the day someone is born could
possibly predict their personality. if you believe in god, you can
offer an explanation. any explanation. you can argue on behalf of
the enemy. you wouldn't mind letting your boyfriend hang himself
out to dry in front of friends, but would defend his position until
the end in front of strangers, even if you know he's wrong. you've
thought about the big questions. you're not afraid to push the
button. you don't have to come inside when it rains. you don't only
scratch the surface. you suspect that there's nothing above being
made fun of. you wouldn't leave me if I lost a finger, but might
leave me if I lost both hands (and wouldn't be afraid to tell me
so). you don't have an untreatable venereal disease. you want to
know everything. you don't need to be constantly reassured that
you're great and I love you and there's no one else and we'll go
marching into the sunset together and I don't care about that zit
on your forehead and yes I know you like red roses and I usually
last longer than this I'm just nervous and gosh you're well read
and altruistic and insightful and spiritual and funny and desirable
unpredictable athletic sincere wild intuitive spontaneous dignified
perceptive trustworthy humble brave mysterious worldly punctual
modern fertile juicy succulent satisfying smooth fragrant creamy
fuzzy colorful wet bubbly perfectly symmetrical waterproof groovy
effervescent luscious gravity-defying stoned out of your mind
running naked with sword in hand to slay the dragon and swim
through the lake of fire to a beautiful place where I'll be waiting
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