chewy cookies, sleeping bags, speeding tickets, awkward make-out sessions, famous blue raincoats, easy decisions, lowercase, cheap laughs, roach phobias, somersaults, unfulfilled dreams, needlessly long lists, sweeping generalizations, jalapeño peppers. seeking like-minded recovering neurotic with projects and ideas, for indian food and long chats about irrelevant details. bonus points if you can hit the snooze button without opening your eyes.

weaknesses: I can't stand the ellipsis. I am sensitive to loud noises, especially loud people. my wardrobe sucks. I avoid raw tomatoes. I smile mostly with my eyes, which makes me hard to read and I am often mistaken for being too serious. I make fun of *everything* and am constantly crossing the line. I haven't owned a television in a decade and this sometimes makes me a social outcast. I cannot suspend disbelief. I am overly nostalgic. and that's just the tip. I enjoy discussing my weaknesses.

strengths: none. hopefully you'll find this endearing.

I am a classic, nitrogen, and afternoon

I'm a wizard during the week but on the weekends I take it down a notch and just do sorcery. I collect cloth napkins, write three blogs about nothing, and feel guilty about the stack of unread new yorkers on my coffee table.

I can slice onions perfectly and quickly. also I can predict the future.

wtf? my life-sized cyndi lauper tattoo.

I'm both jewish and tall, which throws some people.

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karaoke.

internet dating doesn't feel weird to me.

you would not consider smoking cigarettes without inhaling. you don't think that music without lyrics is boring. you have been simultaneously single and happy. you eat. you can be seen without lipstick. you don't think guys and girls are the same. you drink. you avoid name-dropping. you don't need to have lights off before clothes off. you are not easily offended. you only sit quietly when the situation clearly calls for it. you are rarely melodramatic and reserve exclamation marks for the rarest of occasions. you eschew emoticons. you want to see, smell, ingest, and feel everything in the world at least once. you have old friends. you're smart with a computer. you're not helpless, but you know how to feign helplessness at the right moment. you're not afraid to let me rifle through your medicine cabinet. you have a lot to teach. you would never pretend to be interested in what I'm saying. you have not considered cosmetic surgery. you understand that you can't control how you feel, you can only control what you do. you don't think that the alignment of the stars on the day someone is born could possibly predict their personality. if you believe in god, you can offer an explanation. any explanation. you can argue on behalf of the enemy. you wouldn't mind letting your boyfriend hang himself out to dry in front of friends, but would defend his position until the end in front of strangers, even if you know he's wrong. you've thought about the big questions. you're not afraid to push the button. you don't have to come inside when it rains. you don't only scratch the surface. you suspect that there's nothing above being made fun of. you wouldn't leave me if I lost a finger, but might leave me if I lost both hands (and wouldn't be afraid to tell me so). you don't have an untreatable venereal disease. you want to know everything. you don't need to be constantly reassured that you're great and I love you and there's no one else and we'll go marching into the sunset together and I don't care about that zit on your forehead and yes I know you like red roses and I usually last longer than this I'm just nervous and gosh you're well read and altruistic and insightful and spiritual and funny and desirable unpredictable athletic sincere wild intuitive spontaneous dignified perceptive trustworthy humble brave mysterious worldly punctual modern fertile juicy succulent satisfying smooth fragrant creamy fuzzy colorful wet bubbly perfectly symmetrical waterproof groovy effervescent luscious gravity-defying stoned out of your mind running naked with sword in hand to slay the dragon and swim through the lake of fire to a beautiful place where I'll be waiting for you.