i am a black peppercorn in a sea of table salt...
i love movies...pretty much all of them, but anything with muppets (the Dark Crystal is worthy of a thesis), Walk Hard truly never gets old,and Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is the most bittersweet commentary on the human condition that i have ever laughed at. i love westerns! sometimes i watch them all damn day...i would definitely have run away with the indians. i swoon over anything tim burton touches, and LOVE horror films, although i am scared of my own shadow and will be sitting on your lap before the opening credits are finished.
i cook everyday and consider it an artform, i will try anything once, and my kids will order squid over chicken anytime.thai and indian are probably my favorites, though. i like everything spicy, i'm a condiment junkie, i put fish sauce on everything, and i would rather eat cheese than cake. homemade blackberry cobbler with vanilla bean ice cream is better than most things on the planet...
my daughter was born at a dave mathew's concert, and my son is named after jimi hedrix, so yeah, i like a good guitar riff as much as the next music junkie. dave matthews, the counting crows, the cure, journey...if it can't be cured with a few hundred martinis and steve perry, abandon all hope! the ramones, violent femmes, danzig, and i usually have season tickets to the symphony...iv'e licked lenny kravitz's tattoos, seen slash in his skivies, and washed willie nelson's hair.the steel guitar makes me weak in the knees, and i sing the hell out of some blues.
2. my babies
3. a stiff drink
4. a good long laugh
5. intelligent conversation
6. garlic chili sauce
-why can't i live 15 lives simultaneously?
-i wish i had 8 arms because i really love tattoos and am scared to move on to my ribs...
-why do cheese and olives and wine have to have so many calories?
-where have all the cowboys gone?
- where can i live on a self sustaining farm full of fruits of the earth and fuzzy creatures AND be close to a city that never sleeps?
how this site is sadly more of a testament to the pathology of WHY these people are single more than interesting people blowing smoke up my ass...if you are CreepyMcDouchebag, mr. send-a-dick-pic, Lookin-for-mamma, or say things like "what up lil' G"...please pretend that you never saw this profile.
i have curves, and muscles, and a few soft places. i have babies and they left their own tattoos on my belly.i am not a skinny girl. that being said, i am not a fat girl, either. i fluctuate from a 14 to an 18, depending on how hedonistic i am being at the time. i feel the need to drive this point into the ground so that you don't treat me like i just car jacked you, should we ever meet.
i am ridiculously impulsive and overkill is my middle name, but i am am usually over it just as intensely as it began...the ones that linger kill me.
if you are someone who can turn a regular day into an adventure. sometimes i just want someone to take the lead and show me a good time, you know? i was born a rockstar, but this go round, i want someone who has a vast field of interests outside of the scene as well.
...if you speak spanish fluently, i could really use a chatting partner to help turn me into a conversational wizard.
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