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My self-summary Propose an edit

I am not who I was 10 years ago. I am mildly intelligent and kinda dense at the same time. I need lots of sleep. I can be awfully klutzy. I am a nerd. I played french horn and was a band geek in high school. Shut up. I know you are laughing. Pictures of cats with funny captions on them are awesome. Football is great. I can throw a mean spiral or throw you to the ground. I appear girly on the outside but I am not really. I like to smile at strangers. Baby animals make me squeal. PDA's make me uncomfortable. I am a full figured gal. I love to wear fedoras. Most of my clothes are black. Sarcasm is my preferred form of communication. I am about to get my 1st tattoo. I really hate talking about politics. I am mostly non-confrontational.

I also keep re-taking the dating persona test, and the results are wildy varying depending on my mood at the time.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I used to be an anthropology major, but things happened and now I am on the fringes of the IT world working as a data analyst. I sold out to corporate america and realized that I am ok with that. I work a lot and hang out with my friends. I like to crochet, but I have a lot of yarn bought with good intentions that is still hanging around my house.

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I'm really good at Propose an edit

Reading people's thoughts, being nice, KARAOKE, baking and some other things....

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The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My lips, boobs, and eyes. No really.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

BOOKS
I am an indiscriminate reader. I voraciously read anything that crosses my path no matter how cheesy or strange it seems to be. My most recent reads: The Ground Beneath Her Feet - Salman Rushdie; Life, the Universe and Everything - Douglas Adams; I, Pierre Seel Deported Homosexual - Pierre Seel; The General's Daughter - Nelson DeMille; Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand (for the 50 bajillionth time); The Dark Tower Series books 1 through 4 - Stephen King; a random trashy Harlequin novel I found.

Movies
I love anything Monty Python and Mel Brooks. Horror films are ok, but most of them don't do it for me. My favorite movies of all time are The Big Lebowski, Robin Hood Men in Tights, and Shaun of the Dead.

TV
Good Eats, M*A*S*H reruns, South Park, Attack of the Show (I have the hots for Olivia Munn) Robot Chicken, I miss the Brak Show and Harvey Birdman. I just got the DVD collection of Mr. Bean.

Music
Gang of Four, Radiohead, Stone Roses, Vampire Weekend, Cocteau Twins, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Death Cab for Cutie (really like the latest album everything before is meh), Cold War Kids, Isaac Hayes, Cake, James Brown, Joy Division, Love and Rockets, M.I.A., Otis Redding, The Pixies, The Raconteurs, Lovage, The Rapture, Run DMC, Sneaker Pimps, They Might be Giants, Devo, Tosca, Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Psychedelic Furs, Echo and the Bunnymen, Belle and Sebastian, Urge Overkill, The White Stripes, The Amazing Royal Crowns, Bill Withers, Bjork, Peaches, The Clash, The Cult, The Talking Heads, Depeche Mode, Twisted Sister, Television, XTC, Frank Zappa, Iggy Pop, Sugarcubes, Matisyahu, The Smiths, Goldfrapp, Interpol, Outkast, The Petshop Boys, Gorillaz, Morrissey, De la Soul, The Cure, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Fratellis, Arctic Monkeys, Weezer, Ice Cube, The Roots, Prince...this is nowhere close to a respectable list.

Food
Udon!

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. my glasses
2. something to read
3. lip balm
4. sleep
5. makeup (sad but true. I am a little high maintenance)
6. my pets

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Completely random shit. I like to ponder the origin of words. I think of conversations I would like to have with others. I think about sex. A lot. I have conversations with myself about myself.

Why do I always get a knowing look and an "oh" when someone finds out that I am a Leo?

Where did this bruise come from?

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Either going to sleep really early (like at 7) or hanging with friends and having drinks.

**edit**
Apparently I also spend Friday nights working insane hours. :(

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have excellent lip control. (See previous french horn experience)

I love to sing karaoke and I am actually pretty good at it. Especially when I sing the Divynls.

I play Rock Band. It appears I am a kick ass drummer and vocalist.

My dream is to move to the beach and make a living from making things out of seashells and selling them to unsuspecting tourists.

I am the quintessential Leo. I need attention and admiration. If I don't get it then I get paranoid.

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You should message me if Propose an edit

You find this interesting, or think you have something that I may find interesting.

You are not a douchebag.

You are gainfully employed.

You have ever heard this quote: "Who is Eccles?"

You understand the following: cake or death?, 42, Shomer fucking Shabbas!

You can sing the philosopher's song.

My guitar wants to kill your mama!

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