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23 Columbus, OH Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:00pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 0" (1.53m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Intp. Compassionate. Free-spirit. Quiet. Weird.

I'm pretty much the easiest person to get along with, especially if your hobbies include smoking, eating and watching tv. The people I love most always accuse me of being too nice. If you treat me well, I will treat you well.

I'm currently involved in a few non-monogamous relationships so I'm not currently looking for anything exclusive but that could always change. I'm definitely not looking for casual sex though. I'm more of a second date kind of gal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My degree is in sustainable agriculture but I'm currently rolling burritos and sweeping floors for 9 bucks an hour while I figure out what the hell to do with my life.

What I wish I were doing: traveling, toes in the sand, drinking wine, laughing, growing flowers and fruits, making people happy.

I also play a little piano and i like to post mediocre ukulele covers:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-screwing up first impressions. I'm hella shy around groups of "new" people. It'll take a few hours or a few shots before my anxiety chills the fuck out. I'm much less nervous when talking to people one-on-one.

-providing a neutral viewpoint, justifying the actions of others and being tolerant of them even when I don't necessarily agree with them.

-making fun of my friends. making fun of myself.

-going with the flow. I am not a planner.

-being lazy

-cuddling. Apparently I'm just like, built for it.

-turning guys into chubby chasers. I don't try to do this but it always seems to happen.

-dealing with gross shit. I like seeing people squirm.

-making people look like giants when they stand near me.

-being the "bong wench"

-playing songs by ear. playing pink floyd covers.

-making you lose the game
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very short, and quite plump as well. I wear a lot of dresses because I like not worrying about matching and they make me look cute so that's a plus.

People, especially older people, like to tell me I have an old soul, if that helps you.
When I'm around unfamiliar people I tend to speak only when spoken to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows I have watched all the way through at least once: Pete and Pete, Seinfeld, Louie, Sex and the City, Hey Arnold, King of the Hill, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, SVU, Friends.
Currently watching: Jeopardy, Cutthroat Kitchen, Good Eats, Forensic files, broad city.

Food: lots of beans and dead animals and cheese, preferably fried cheese. hxc snacker also.

Music is mostly just Floyd, sabbath, zeppelin, the Beatles, and a few girly artists like Liz phair, norah Jones and Vanessa Carlton. I'm also a fan of the smashing pumpkins, neutral milk hotel and pretty much anything with a prominent bass line.

Movies and books are too much of a commitment right now, but I have plans to change that. Eventually, you know?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A large water pipe.
Animal companion, preferably human or feline.
Comfy shoes.
Nice firm pillow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
food/trophic levels, food science, chord progressions, weed politics, the matrix, new world order, taoism, nihilism, humanism, ecology, game theory, why nothing matters, and all the things that I forgot to do. (and all the times I had the chance to).

I spend a lot of time talking about:
My cat, how my cat sees the world, life at the burrito factory, tv, music, weed, highdeas, the illuminati or lack thereof, funny stories, food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally, on a date and getting a free dinner.

But more likely in bed with my cat and bong.

...or at work. I'm at work a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually a male cat trapped in the body of a human female. Please help meowt.

My house is a mess. Not like, hoarders or anything but it gets pretty ugly when I'm working a lot.

I weigh around 200 pounds. If that's a problem for you, at least we figured that out now rather than later.
You should message me if
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You have a job and preferably a car and place of residence as well. You understand that I'm not going to mother you. I'm not looking for a father figure either. Just, you know, mutual respect and whatnot. You like to talk (I like to listen). You're kind, thoughtful, smart, happy, silly.

Sorry but sloppy kissers need not apply. Saliva weirds me out. :(

PS: I don't drive. I bike.