Nearly every person who signed my high school yearbook used the words "most unique" or "interesting." I was voted "most likely to sing during class." I got straight-As and had maybe 10 friends.
I sing when I'm bored. Loudly. My roommates find it annoying and somewhat creepy.
I make inappropriate jokes when I'm uncomfortable and laugh way too much at my own jokes.
I just do my best to enjoy life, man.
I bounce back and forth between Columbus, Ohio and Eastpointe, Michigan. My current location may be inaccurate.
I can't walk past a cat without trying to pet it. my cat is my best friend. I'm the person that spends the entire party hanging out with a cat. i communicate in mostly meows.
I'm a lazy stoner, always. You may think you're lazy, but I can almost guarantee I've got you beat. I am bachelor frog.
My glass collection is worth more than all of my electronics combined. I'm not exactly proud of this but it tells you a lot about my priorities.
I actively avoid places with "no smoking" policies.
Everything else, sometimes.
my typical day involves sitting, inhaling, eating, and maybe going to work. rinse repeat.
i have always been kind of weird. I like weird things. conspiracy theories, taboo sex, gore, terrible jokes, etc. I stumbled upon 4chan at age 14 and it's all been downhill from there. Nothing you say or show me is going to shock or offend me.
I'm also a fan of most things nerdy and science-y.
I'm a relationship anarchist. technically I practice hierarchical polyamory, but basically I do what I want. I've got one primary boyfriend who lives a few hours away and a few secondary boyfriends that I keep around just in case I need them. I used to be very kinky and submissive, but I've become more dominant lately after getting frustrated with some selfish partners. I'm flexible, and all of my relationships are different. I have pillow princess tendencies, but you'll like it. My harem is always open to new boyfriends/girlfriends, but at this point I'm pretty picky. Some platonic relationships would be cool though.
Other things I should mention: annoyingly realist, sarcastic. Chaotic neutral. Introverted as fuck. existential nihilist? Buddhism? Taoism? Apatheist. Somewhat of a sadist. The game.