To begin, some basics:
stoner (likely approaching burnout). moral (and possibly existential) nihilist. apatheist/pastafarian, non-spiritual. polyamorous (because why not?) five feet tall, hovering somewhere between a chubby and fatty (but a cute one). Chaotic neutral, maybe chaotic good. ancient alien theorist. introvert/INTJ (ADD meets mild social anxieties. see also: depressive realism). ukulele enthusiast and surprisingly good singer. cat whisperer (i like to speak to animals in their own language). aspiring voice actress/farmer? constantly a little bit lost, but I know everything will turn out fine.
you should know that nothing you say, ask, or show me is likely to shock or bother me (including but not limited to: racism, gore, sexism, injustice, whatever) because i'm not a fan of getting upset over trivial shit or things that I cannot change. Simply put, I am impossible to offend, I lack the ability to fake enthusiasm (or to fake any emotions, for that matter), lack most social skills (aside from standing there silently, trying to look as non-threatening as possible), and lack a strong moral compass.
With that being said, I'm a textbook introvert. Whatever time I don't spend at work or in class, I spend either in my room alone, or hanging out with a boyfriend and possibly his friends as well. My life is very carefree and easy, because I avoid people and situations that aim to disrupt my peace. I have very few friends, and they are almost all males (not because I have anything against females, but because I have trouble finding ones that are totally okay with sitting around a circle and talking more about the abstract than the day-to-day. I tend to be a bit detached/unemotional and I think that tends to scare them off as well). at this point in life, i've opted to take the path of least resistance. I'm a very honest and straightforward person, and I avoid people who try to complicate my life while doing whatever I can to hold onto the people that make it easy and fun. In both relationships and friendships, I've never had a “fight” (seriously). I'm very difficult to anger or upset so disagreements typically just lead to rational discussions or are accepted as harmless differences. When irreconcilable differences and ultimatums arise, I'd sooner terminate a relationship than change myself just for the sake of making someone else happy.
In school I study:
Major: Sustainable agronomy+business. I want to play in the dirt.
Minors: Music, Women's Studies (mostly interested in class issues and role of media). I've never taken a women's studies class that didn't make me laugh. I won't deny being somewhat of a feminist, but I don't take it very seriously as a movement/area of study.
Long-term goals (very tentative):
Open a (cannabis-themed?) restaurant, start/work on urban farming projects, keep fighting the good fight. join/start a band or at least record some music while my vocal cords are still pristine. maybe become a trucker or nurse if all else fails. I desire companionship but do not intend to have children (I value my freedom too much). I've never been outside of North America, so I'd like to get some traveling done eventually.
I am polyamorous and polysexual. I currently have one primary boyfriend (who I love) and two secondaries (who I also love(, to a lesser extent)). They have never met each other but know each other by name/rank and occasionally hear stories about one another. Most (at least 75%) of my first dates lead to long-term friendships or relationships because I'm so picky about who I choose to meet (mostly because I'm too lazy to leave the house for someone I'm not sure about).
I'm a rather relaxed, low-energy sort of person who only leaves the house for school, work, the occasional leisurely bike ride, or obtaining nourishment. from age 12-18 I spent about 90% of my free time sitting in my room, hitting f5, f5, f5. I have always been a content bedroom-dweller, staying at home for days or weeks at a time if I have no reason to leave. I typically don't seek out social interaction but when it presents itself and I'm not busy I usually don't turn it down. My laziness means that I am always naked and rarely showered, so stepping out in public usually requires 20ish minutes of "getting ready". being the lethargic sloth I am, it can therefore be a bit difficult to pry me away from my smoking lamp.
I'm primarily looking for friends, but on the other hand, my harem is always open to new members.