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29 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:24pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Okay), Bulgarian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am apparently an ENTJ.

A little bit about me:
Likes a laugh, likes exchanges of witty remarks, prone to making philosophical and comical rants.
Likes hugs, showing affection, smiles and laughs a lot.
Likes deep conversations, thinks an intellectually stimulating conversation is often more fun than sex, so definitely a sapiosexual.
Extroverted but not too loud, likes to know what people think rather than what they do.
Likes activity, likes to dance, likes to be exhausted, likes to push self.
Appreciates kindness, sarcasm and cunning be continued
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
“If you want to be a grocer, or a general, or a politician, or a judge, you will invariably become it; that is your punishment. If you never know what you want to be, if you live what some might call the dynamic life but what I will call the artistic life, if each day you are unsure of who you are and what you know you will never become anything, and that is your reward.”

― Oscar Wilde

I'm working on a couple of hilarious projects and a couple of serious ones.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm calm and jolly. Probably looking dishevelled.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Haruki Murakami, Jose Maria Remarque, JP Sartre, Machiavelli, JK Rowling, Oscar Wilde.... I enjoy classical literature, preferring British and German authors.

Movies - Diarios di motocicleta, Tzotzi, thrillers, District 9, Jin Roh, Fifth Element, Donnie Darko, Inception, Gravity, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch and documentaries.

Shows - QI, HIGNFY, Thick of it, The Armstrong and Miller Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look

Music - nirvana, led zeppelin, black sabbath, creedence clearwater revival, marvin gaye, oscar brown jr, prodigy.

Love a kareoke!

Food - raw lemons, grapefruits, I've tried to help my sugar addiction so I don't eat sugars much.

**** Some people would sell their souls for my Raffaello cake
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
occasional silence
occasional sunlight on my skin
occasional rapid quickening heartbeat
occasional stare up into the skies
occasional problem to solve
frequent laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
business and psychology (funnily enough that's what I studied and where I make money)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once dressed up as a gimp for a fancy dress party. The other time I came as communism for Halloween (what everyone fears, no?)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You fancy a laugh and/or a witty chat :)

Seriously - If you have a killer sense of humour with a touch of black and a dash of sarcasm, - I want to hear from you.

If you can teach me to play scrabble (or anything at all)....