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fUnky-87-mUnky

27 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Okay)

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My self-summary
1) I'm from Africa - you know, that 'big island below Europe' where Adam and Eve/Steve met and yes there are vanilla people there and yes I do speak English and no I do not wear a loin cloth over my groin on weekends (ok, maybe I do, for a nominal price of course, that was a joke, pump the brakes)

2) I've been in London 2 years - therefore, I'm not yet accustomed to London lingo, in other words, innit, bruv, fitt, totes etc make little or no sense, innit?

3) I have a tattoo or two - better to just put that out there, apparently they're permanent. I also have my nipples pierced (I just spoilt the surprise, dammit) but that's our little secret (at this point I hope you have picked up on certain sarcastic undertones, if not then rapidly press the 'backspace' key)

4) I love the outdoors, animals and nature in general - if you don't, then you've lost touch with your roots (excuse the pun)

5) Instruments - Can't play any, sorry, I'll have to serenade you with my animal mating call impersonations (that's ironic)

PS. If you want to chat, send me a message, I don't bite, unless you look like Hannah Reid, in which case I might!
What I’m doing with my life
I am not London born-and-bred
I studied environmental sciences
I would take a backpack over an all-inclusive resort ANYDAY
I am opinionated (I'd hope you are too)
I have tattoos
I have a terrible sense of direction
I like photography
I don't trust anyone who dislikes animals
I wanted to be Captain Planet when I was younger
Bonus points if you know who Captain Planet is
I do have eyes, contrary to popular belief
I doubt you'd be photoshopped if we ever met, so easy on the PS
I can't dance but I will try (at your peril)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyqfHvoUtkU&feature=share
I’m really good at
Not selling myself on here
Walking into things
Getting lost
Getting myself into awkward situations
Saying the wrong thing at the wrong time
The first things people usually notice about me
My clicking ankle...
Accent...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Films - Searching For Sugar Man, Requiem For a Dream, Fight Club, Bang Bang Club, Django Unchained, 127 Hours, City of God, City of Men, Safety Not Guaranteed, Dead Man's shoes, Into The Wild, Jerusalema, A Scanner Darkly, Mr Nobody, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, RocknRolla, Memento, Donnie Darko, Moon, Stander, 'Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb' (or anything else by Kubrick), Tsotsi...

Music - Grouplove, TV on the Radio, Darkside, Belle & Sebastian, Sixto Rodriguez, London Grammar, Deftones, Alt-J, Absinthe Minded, Bob Seger, Electric Guest, Cocorosie, Bonobo, Doomtree, Foals, Stevie Nicks, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, Pink Floyd, Billy Talent, Cat Stevens, The Kooks, Sufjan Stevens, Of Monsters and Men, Youth, The Verve, MGMT, Bombay Bicycle Club, Gus Gus, Sóley, The Temper Trap, Angus and Julia Stone, Veranda Panda, Metronomy, Dan Patlansky, Black Rebel Motorcycle club, The Cat Empire, The Shins, Blink 182, Box Car Racer, Plus 44, Rolling Stones, The Doors, Tracy Chapman (slightly depressing), The Animals, The Raconteurs, The Postal Service, Mr Hendrix, Bloc Party, The Rudimentals, Cream, Depeche Mode, Jose Gonzalez, Marianne Faithful, Supergrass, RHCP, Philip Glass - to name a few

The inspiration for my dance moves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLv4I7WYS0I&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMx-cZwlqHg
The six things I could never do without
Family/friends (duh)
Coffee
Nature
Soundcloud/Spotify (recent discoveries, amazing)
My imagination
My vital organs, particularly my liver
I spend a lot of time thinking about
http://pulptastic.com/40-photos-from-the-past/
http://htwins.net/scale2/?bordercolor=white
Things you should be thinking about

The correlation between the mainstream use of photoshop and the growing trend of online dating, coincidence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiqwkx4oujo
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You'll write a message that does not include the phrase 'lol'

You don't take toilet selfies and if you do, at least flush the toilet

You refrain from using Marilyn Monroe quotes

"If you like pina colada and long walks in the rain"

You're not boring but you're not bat-sh!t crazy either

You show class, not ass