2) I've been in London 2 years - therefore, I'm not yet accustomed to London lingo, in other words, innit, bruv, fitt, totes etc make little or no sense, innit?
3) I have a tattoo or two - better to just put that out there, apparently they're permanent. I also have my nipples pierced (I just spoilt the surprise, dammit) but that's our little secret (at this point I hope you have picked up on certain sarcastic undertones, if not then rapidly press the 'backspace' key)
4) I love the outdoors, animals and nature in general - if you don't, then you've lost touch with your roots (excuse the pun)
5) Instruments - Can't play any, sorry, I'll have to serenade you with my animal mating call impersonations (that's ironic)
PS. If you want to chat, send me a message, I don't bite, unless you look like Hannah Reid, in which case I might!