1 I'm from Africa - you know, that 'big island below Europe' where Adam and Eve met and yes there are vanilla people there and yes I do speak English and no I do not wear an animal-skin loin cloth over my groin on weekends (ok, maybe I do, for a nominal price of course, that was a joke)
2 I've been in London 10 months - therefore, I'm not yet accustomed to London lingo, in other words, innit, bruv, fitt, totes etc make little or no sense, innit?
3 I have a tattoo or two - better to just put that out there, apparently they're permanent
4 I love the outdoors, animals and nature in general - if you don't, then you've lost touch with your roots (excuse the pun), shame on you
5 I don't have a beard - I see many ladies on here who are only looking for bearded males, have you tried growing a beard? It's itchy, it's scratchy and in my case, a few different colours
6 Instruments - Can't play any, sorry, I'll have to serenade you with my vervet monkey mating call impersonations