Grab a Computer Science graduate from your pantry. Now remove the pocket protector, glasses and unkempt hair.
Add in a giant love of board games! Board games, board games! :D
Add a pinch of personality that enjoys an intimate conversation (as opposed to having voices drowned out within a mob).
Subtract rural living (I was disillusioned by a childhood experience where I was the only child of my age within a radius of 10 miles), which leaves a big-city person.
Spice things up with the colour purple (I like this colour).
Excuse my British spelling, that's how I write, right?
Stir this concoction well.
And you get me.