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fabdumplin

33 F Staten Island, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wish I was interesting enough to complete this part of the profile. People often think I'm a librarian because I wear glasses, button up shirts and am a natural introvert.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work, work, work with the occassional side o' fun. Also attempting self improvement but in a non-new agey way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
picking out stealth bitches, reading people's moods and cooking/eating. Bet you it wasn't hard to figure out the last one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my laugh and assorted collection of animal shirts. birds, cats & wolves, oh my!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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kindred-octavia butler, mad men, walking dead, various reality shows (for shame), and all types of food--from cheetos to stinky cheese. I'm a real feinschmecker.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
pens, concealer, dr bronner's peppermint soap, leggings, pinball machines, my family and ice cream.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping! it's the mature, adult thing to do. sometimes going out, to some place wherever that may be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to touch various flora and fauna without their explicit permission. I molest plants! No, I don't know why but I like to touch leaves etc etc.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're smart, have it somewhat together, nerdy and can have fun. I like a realist too, who doesn't have their head in the clouds.