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29 Benicia, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–98
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Very often
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My relationship with okcupid is that this is basically an electronic terrarium full of people, and I get to tap my finger on the glass.

On the subject of hitting the like button for other men:

I have a wonkish tilt that allows me to splurge about mundane things. I have entered this weird phase of social combativeness, where I fight society by going outside wearing pajamas and feeling sort of great about it.


I am nail biting, nose picking, and acid drinking
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Giving okcupiders protips: The douchebags aren't going to read your profile so stop stunting its awesomeness by filling it with superfluous douchebag avoidence measures.

I go by many names:

DJ White phunk
aka fine-stein
aka That Fucking Abe Lincoln
aka Chunk N White
aka Silica Synthestra
aka The Doc MacMurder
aka Socratic Flabbius Sophisticus
aka White Phunk 2000
aka Jewseff Islam
aka AmishBeardTech

I am trying to write a comic book script.

Posting gaming clips nobody cares about:

Serially posting tweets informing the public how jesus feels about america.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking slowly, lackadaisically, meaninglessly without remorse. (well, now with some remorse)

Daring to be ugly in a mediocre world.

Being energy conservative.

Losing cool things that I like and get sad about losing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a hairy, neckbearded, fat, muthafucka who can't control the volume of his voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Look, let me get this out of the way. My favorite has, is, and always will be Robot jox. Yeah I know, low budget, simple, boring. I saw that thing when I was knee high and it had a fist powered by a rocket slamming into a giant robot's chest. I knew it was the one. Perhaps this would have been the catalyst to a career in robotics but I chose underachievement and the internet instead. But that movie is pure stop motion heaven for me.

from Dreamland: The way out of Juarez by Charles Bowden
"Reach for it, now snort or swallow or inject or light up or something, but for God's sakes reach for it, and don't ask what it is, no, no, no. Look in your purse or your wallet or your shirt pocket or your medicine chest. Or open up your heart and stare into the loneliness, train horn blowing after midnight and the bed is cold. The city lives under this appetite and on this appetite, lives because of the blues in faraway places, lives because after-hours lust in small towns and tired crossroads, lives on guns and death and money and nerves because the wide world craves an end to the emptiness..."

Janelle Monae is a fancy footwork beast of a vocalist.

La mort sur le Dancefloor!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would die without fakeberry products, music 25 years older than I am, loose clothing, circular frames and fancy hats (one thing), facial hair, and youtube clips of corgis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don''t mang, I don't know. Immediate transitive things? Reactionary needs? The completeness of death's destruction on my reality? Silly stuff.


How do you save someone from sadness? Is it possible? Or is it just an infection that can only be cured by the willingness of one's heart to be free?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the x-box, that is halo night.

Now featuring, "at work"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
it is surprising the joy I gain from seeing Burt Reynolds covered in petroleum jelly

Sometimes I chew my nails, and sometimes the nails split, and they pinch my tongue.
You should message me if
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want to talk shop about them vidjya games or that classic rock.

Need to know why pajamas should be our normal pants