I used to live near St. Louis but now I don't.
I'm here to meet someone who does subtitles for porn, because I'm not sure where else to look and who knows what other unicorns I might find along the way.
I learned to make computers do funny things and now MIT gives me sandwich vouchers to think about beeps and boops.
I've been told I'm very consistent and available. I can advocate an unpopular opinion. I apparently give good advice and at a wedding, several middle-aged women said I was a good dancer, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
Paramore Phoenix Parlor Knights Fun. The Format Bon Iver Florence + The Machine City and Colour Jack's Mannequin The Graduate All Time Low Freelance Whales Jukebox the Ghost Say Anything Motion City Soundtrack Fall Out Boy Young the Giant Guster
Interstellar Inglourious Basterds Donnie Darko Shutter Island The 40 Year Old Virgin Just Friends Star Wars The Matrix LOTR
Parks and Recreation Adventure Time Louie Rick and Morty Shameless Mad Men Game of Thrones Girls Homeland Archer The Walking Dead Portlandia House of Lies House of Cards Weeds Breaking Bad South Park Friends E.R.
The God Delusion Perks of Being a Wallflower Harry Potter A Song of Ice and Fire Dan Brown A Brief History of Time
I really like to cook on an open flame and get the grill marks right. I boil my pork in orange juice. I'll try anything twice and I can craft dips to make you hate yourself.
The Ability to Speak Freely
A Beard Trimmer
A Computer (Video Games, Music, Reddit)
You're not a boy.
You can have fun even if there's nothing to do and plenty of places to do it.
Say "Beards" out loud. If you smiled.
Especially if you're a redhead.
You want to message me and you're hesitating.