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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:04pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name starts with two A's. I'll give you one guess.

I used to live near St. Louis but now I don't.

I'm here to meet someone who does subtitles for porn, because I'm not sure where else to look and who knows what other unicorns I might find along the way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Creating purpose in my limited accidental existence. Doing what sounds good, avoiding what sounds bad. Doing the bad things anyway.

I learned to make computers do funny things and now MIT gives me sandwich vouchers to think about beeps and boops.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being Warm, Beard Trimming, Car Karaoke, Learning New Tricks, Google-ing, The Penis Game, Playing Easy Songs Written By Other People, Craps, Chopsticks, Ping Pong, Getting to the Point, Napping, Using My Hands to Catch Things

I've been told I'm very consistent and available. I can advocate an unpopular opinion. I apparently give good advice and at a wedding, several middle-aged women said I was a good dancer, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't mind saying what everyone else is thinking. I look older than my age. Face hair. I have trouble sitting still. Long eyelashes, long explanations.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Ability to Speak Freely
A Beard Trimmer
A Computer (Video Games, Music, Reddit)
Lazy Sundays
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The human psychological attraction to religion. The hordes of alien species that most likely exist and the impossibility of ever meeting them. Why love has Darwinian benefit. How my body contains almost none of the molecules I was born with and what that means to my sense of self.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pregaming and singing like an idiot in my apartment with close friends. Lights, Laughs, Fog, Dancing, Drinks. Drunk Cigarettes. Drunk Food. Learning a new song on guitar and then forgetting it. On occasion, sippin' whiskey and movin' meeples.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I finished the "complete your profile" progress bar on the okcupid sidebar because I like meaningless achievements. And... I sorta... accidentally tasted my own pee once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a girl.
You're not a boy.
You can have fun even if there's nothing to do and plenty of places to do it.
Say "Beards" out loud. If you smiled.
Especially if you're a redhead.
You want to message me and you're hesitating.