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48 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:03pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Has kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Profile 3.0.1 New and Improved - now with much more absurdity.

I'm an eternal optimist. Or, at least, it seems that way because I keep re-writing this profile imagining I'll meet someone worthwhile, if I can just nail the correct mixture of snark and warmth. My apologies to the handful of women I've been out with that I just, incidentally, described as non-worthwhile.

I'm O.G. punk rock. Remember back in '81 when you used to go to shows at Godzilla's and the T-bird roller drome and there was that 12 year old, running around drunk, with a couple of other 12 year-olds, watching Fear, China White and Bad Religion? That was me.

I have a job. I help create the images that give teen girls body dysmorphia. Just so you know I'm not sexist, I also accept money to help create the images that destroy the sense of self of young men, as well!

I am educated. I have a degree in a major that, after hearing me talk about it for 2 minutes, will cause you to cover your ears and sing "la, la, la - I can't hear you - la, la, la". Mostly because it is complex, boring and of no practical use. Kinda like me. Excerpt for the boring part. Yeah.

So that's it, really - career, I have a car. I don't have roommates. I eat meat (shhh, sometimes I don't even know what farm it came from - don't tell anyone). I don't do yoga.

I'll stop there because you are more than likely projecting everything else on to me anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
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Obsessively, maniacally, fulfilling my commitments. Being a rock for those I love, quietly. Feeling my blood burn and my mind race. Expecting people to have some fucking heart. Tempering disappointment and dulling pain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping people understand free will v. Determinism, modal logic and what the hell Aristotle was talking about.

Oh yeah, and I can cook!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hope nothing. I take pride in not taking pride. Don't get me wrong, I don't try to be invisible - I'm not ashamed and trying to be invisible is narcissistic as well - I just don't feel the need to prove my worth with appearance. Ostentatious display is reaching and sad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Esoteric, dry, academic essays - if you're really interested - by the likes of Russell, Putnam, Frege, Kripke. I read 1Q84 and was pissed at the lack of narrative arc. If I want to experience the absurdity of existence without a narrative arc, I can contemplate my own existence. I do however enjoy Henry Rollins, Miller, Nin, Keret. Sedaris - yay! I belong.

God Bless America - anything by Bobcat. Audition, Bitter Moon. I cried watching Blue Valentine.

I have a TV. I watch it. Sometimes.

When I want to get drunk, fuck and fight? Turbonegro, Zeke, Supersuckers, Nashville Pussy. When I can't believe how incredibly backwards everyone is? Bad Religion, Rollins. When I want to dwell on how hopelessly alone I am? Amanda Palmer. When I want to drift off into a hypnotic state of sensual ecstasy? Scarling, JOJ.

Providence, Huaraches de Azteca, Fogo de Chao, Zelo's, Ludo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wow - that is kind of a hard one. Besides the baseline physical necessities, I feel as though I am currently conducting an experiment whereby I discover exactly what I can live without. If you'd like to suggest something I can't live without, please do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Necessity and contingency.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the NYT crossword; hence, why I have written this profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an orphan
You should message me if
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I love a wit sharp enough to stick me. I love dark hair, dark eyes, glasses, curves, but mostly, I love brains.