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factorystill

48 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Profile 3.0.1 New and Improved - now with much more absurdity.

I'm an eternal optimist. Or, at least, it seems that way because I keep re-writing this profile imagining I'll meet someone worthwhile, if I can just nail the correct mixture of snark and warmth. My apologies to the handful of women I've been out with that I just, incidentally, described as non-worthwhile.

I'm O.G. punk rock. Remember back in '81 when you used to go to shows at Godzilla's and the T-bird roller drome and there was that 12 year old, running around drunk, with a couple of other 12 year-olds, watching Fear, China White and Bad Religion? That was me.

I have a job. I help create the images that give teen girls body dysmorphia. Just so you know I'm not sexist, I also accept money to help create the images that destroy the sense of self of young men, as well!

I am educated. I have a degree in a major that, after hearing me talk about it for 2 minutes, will cause you to cover your ears and sing "la, la, la - I can't hear you - la, la, la". Mostly because it is complex, boring and of no practical use. Kinda like me. Excerpt for the boring part. Yeah.

So that's it, really - career, I have a car. I don't have roommates. I eat meat (shhh, sometimes I don't even know what farm it came from - don't tell anyone). I don't do yoga.

I'll stop there because you are more than likely projecting everything else on to me anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Obsessively, maniacally, fulfilling my commitments. Being a rock for those I love, quietly. Feeling my blood burn and my mind race. Expecting people to have some fucking heart. Tempering disappointment and dulling pain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping people understand free will v. Determinism, modal logic and what the hell Aristotle was talking about.

Oh yeah, and I can cook!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hope nothing. I take pride in not taking pride. Don't get me wrong, I don't try to be invisible - I'm not ashamed and trying to be invisible is narcissistic as well - I just don't feel the need to prove my worth with appearance. Ostentatious display is reaching and sad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Esoteric, dry, academic essays - if you're really interested - by the likes of Russell, Putnam, Frege, Kripke. I read 1Q84 and was pissed at the lack of narrative arc. If I want to experience the absurdity of existence without a narrative arc, I can contemplate my own existence. I do however enjoy Henry Rollins, Miller, Nin, Keret. Sedaris - yay! I belong.

God Bless America - anything by Bobcat. Audition, Bitter Moon. I cried watching Blue Valentine.

I have a TV. I watch it. Sometimes.

When I want to get drunk, fuck and fight? Turbonegro, Zeke, Supersuckers, Nashville Pussy. When I can't believe how incredibly backwards everyone is? Bad Religion, Rollins. When I want to dwell on how hopelessly alone I am? Amanda Palmer. When I want to drift off into a hypnotic state of sensual ecstasy? Scarling, JOJ.

Providence, Huaraches de Azteca, Fogo de Chao, Zelo's, Ludo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wow - that is kind of a hard one. Besides the baseline physical necessities, I feel as though I am currently conducting an experiment whereby I discover exactly what I can live without. If you'd like to suggest something I can't live without, please do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Necessity and contingency.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the NYT crossword; hence, why I have written this profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an orphan
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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Braaaaiinssss...Braaaaiinsss

I love a wit sharp enough to stick me. I love dark hair, dark eyes, glasses, curves, but mostly, I love brains.